By somuchforthat - 19/02/2010 07:38 - Australia

Today, I woke up and found a small leg of what used to belong to a spider on the corner of my mouth. FML
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Domonator 16

Spider: Today I was taking a walk, minding my own business, when a heartless giant bit my leg off. FML

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lexuality 0

euuuuuuurrrrggghhh. i had a friend who had the same experiance. gross. fyl.

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Splayd 10

Without looking, I can guarantee that some moron is going to state the (false) statistic that, while sleeping, humans swallow a certain number of spiders a year.

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odeather 8

You know the average person eats 8 spiders every night? Just sayin not as uncommon as you think..... Because of this our body has adapted to control this type of thing from happening.... Think about it you don't want the spider outside biting you all over especially if it's poisonous

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CosMicShelle 5

Actually, the average person eats about 8 spiders in their lifetime... Not 1000.

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MacWorms 10

Don't worry I eat spider for lunch on Saturdays their delightful LET THE THUMBS DOWN BEGIN

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