Transportation: Today, I woke up and found that someone had taken a dump on my... - FML

By flying_vegan - 06/12/2009 13:24 - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up and found that someone had taken a dump on my car. They'd apparently felt bad about it, as they'd then keyed "sorry" into the door. FML

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Tuesday 8 December 2009 10:04

This was in Hoxton, in London...

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flying_vegan 0

Monday 7 December 2009 3:06

Yeah, I probably deserved it for my charity marathon runs, helping the homeless and rescuing animals. Wow, I'm a complete bastard... It's a good thing they don't know about my donations to children's hospitals or homegrown organic vegetables or I'd probably be deserving of a stabbing...

shadesofgrey 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 20:39

I like how the "apology" did more damage than what they're apologizing for.

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Liamj774 36

Wednesday 12 December 2012 13:50

WHAT. THE. ****.

nrevogcmamme 17

Sunday 20 October 2013 16:37

Canadians, always polite enough to apologize.

djsammyc 19

Tuesday 7 January 2014 5:20

and the bird strikes again......

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