By flying_vegan - 06/12/2009 13:24 - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up and found that someone had taken a dump on my car. They'd apparently felt bad about it, as they'd then keyed "sorry" into the door. FML
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flying_vegan 0

Yeah, I probably deserved it for my charity marathon runs, helping the homeless and rescuing animals. Wow, I'm a complete bastard... It's a good thing they don't know about my donations to children's hospitals or homegrown organic vegetables or I'd probably be deserving of a stabbing...

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shadesofgrey 0

I like how the "apology" did more damage than what they're apologizing for.

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Comments

happyhak 5

btw, mercy, if ur such a daddys girl and u really think ur dad can "rip my head off my stump" over a ******* website, then y dont u? im waiting...exactly, did u figure out u cant, u retard?

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happyhak 5

mercy, get some help...your robots are building a device, are they? good luck with that, idiot...and all these people defending u: are they your clones or are u that sad to spend ur whole life on FML? i bet u play runescape too and look at woman **** because u have no friends except trolls on the internet, right? and no, me and my "tool" are not concerned about some dumb **** like u

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Muzzar 0

i'm glad you felt the need to specify that it was woman ****, normal people without gender confusion would have just said ****, but you're not normal people are you. why don't you get a life and stop wasting your time insulting people on fml. Just so you know i have a life and will therefore not reply to any insults from you and nor shall i care. now to go and watch some more woman ****... because i am definately a straight person and do not even own a closet.

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flying_vegan 0

I say we hit happyhak in the (ahem) happysack, as seems to be the current parlance of FML...

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omghehehe 0

And the Crowd Cheers, "Goal!! Yay! Mercy!!!" Awww, but we, clone fans, were having so much fun watching you squish this nasty, insignificant bug (head down). I know, I know the high road right.... hmmm (pouting)

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happyhak 5

was i talking to u? did i mention ur name? no, so get lost and mind ur own buisness

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Starfire22 5

Happyhak, exactly how old are you? Your language suggests that you are 12, but that may be your mentality...

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Firesprite2009 0

I think even 12 is stretching it a little. Happyhak, please, grow up. You come out of nowhere insulting someone who, as far as I know, has done bugger all to offend you. Perhaps YOU, are the one who needs a life. Insulting someone over the computer, just because you aren't brave enough to do it in RL.

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happyhak 5

wow, lol, it suprises me how many fags like mercyFML, flying_vegan and her other retards with stupid names surf the internet...well, its obvious that i have burned and completly embarrased mercy and her gang but hey, mercy, whenever you and ur idiotic thugs need to get owned, ill be here :)

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Starfire22 5

O no she didn't :D happyhak got owned! Or is it now "pnowed"?

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k43L1 0

lmao. you suck as a troll. i love it.

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bored690 0

Sure, someone just shat on your car for no reason....

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happyhak 5

awwww, daddys girl is upset cuz she got burned, humiliated and destroyed by happyhak? well dont mess with me and it wont happen again, got it, mercyFML the douche? im not gonna continue a fight with a couple of bastards which i have alrady won so i get the last laugh (ha ha ha!) :)

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happyhak 5

btw, no, "daddys girl" didnt break me...i just dont look at FML every single day because i have something mercy doesnt...a life...plus only a douche would type a post that long so next time you have something to say, watch what you say and dont just shout out random outbursts, ok mercy? :) again, u just got owned...but why am i even bothering talking to a bitch like mercy, i have a life and she doesnt...so im not going to bother replying to mercy and her retard squad 5 :) OWNED

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Firesprite2009 0

Haha. You lie. If you had that much of a life, you wouldn't bother replying to everything she or her friends said. :] You totally owned yourself there, darling.

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