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By haunted - 23/10/2015 20:41 - United States - Gainesville

Today, I woke up at 2am and went to use the toilet. I sat there doing my business, when I heard a voice whisper my name from behind me. I live alone and the toilet is right up against the wall. I screamed and ran back to my room, then went without sleep for the rest of the night. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Peeep 17

The chamber of secrets has opened!

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Okay so what you want to do is get your house blessed, it doesn't have to be a priest or a pastor just someone who really, truly, honestly, believes in God. Whatever you do, do not get angry or scared, spirits fees off of negative energy, they thrive off of it. Don't hold any seance's.

And that still won't help at all, no matter how much that person believes in your imaginary friend.

Seance's, if done wrong, can invite more evil spirits into your house. Also you need to think about the possibility that maybe it was your mind playing tricks on you. Late at night when you aren't fully awake your brain will screw with you.

No they can't... They can't do anything at all, besides waste your money.

I now have something to prank my wife with. All I need is a motion sensor that sets of a short timer, then it hits play on a digital voice recorder hidden under the tank. How the hell am I still married?

Find a local paranormal group or talk to a pastor. If you feel it's paranormal. Otherwise eat healthy and exercise, and try to get sleep, hallucinations can happen out of the blue. I've had the same thing happen to me

There are over 80 different sleep disorders and most people are a ffected by at least a few. One of the more common ones causes auditory hallucinations while half asleep and the most common hallucination is someone calling your name. It's just your brain, nothing to worry about :)

Happened to me before too. I was brushing my teeth, and heard my name called from the mirror. I screamed, and forgot how to open the door.

Carry a loaded 12 gauge with you at all times, just to be safe XD