Love: Today, I woke up at my boyfriend's place with grumbling stomach...

By ohmygoodness - 02/03/2009 21:51 - United States

Today, I woke up at my boyfriend's place with grumbling stomach pains. I left him in bed to go have explosive diarreah in the bathroom next to his room. When I was done, I came back to bed and snuggled in next to his sleeping form and he rolled over to whisper, "I heard everthing." FML

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By Anonymouse - 07/11/2015 02:03

Today, I was in bed with the stomach flu. My boyfriend thought it would be funny to fart in the fan next to our bed, which caused me to vomit all over myself. FML

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By EmbarrassedGirlfriend101 - 17/08/2011 16:40 - United States

Today, while at my boyfriend's house, my stomach began to hurt really badly, so I excused myself to take a shit. I let it all out. Later on, his dad went to the bathroom and yelled, "Goddamn son, what the hell did you do in here?!" FML

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By Kay - 03/02/2011 05:33

Today, I was sitting on the toilet with a really bad and noisy stomach upset. Then I hear a knock on the bathroom door. My boyfriend had decided to make a surprise visit. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2012 14:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML

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By GasAttack - 07/09/2009 13:32 - Canada

Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2011 04:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed together, and I was in a snuggly mood. I rolled over to gaze lovingly into his eyes and whisper sweet nothings to him in the darkness. His response? "Dear God! Did somebody fart in your mouth?!" FML

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By I stink - 18/12/2018 15:30

Today, my boyfriend and I were finally able to settle on having a day out together after putting it off for months because of work/other random reasons. This morning I woke up with the worst case of diarrhea I’ve ever had in my life. I won’t be leaving the bathroom anytime soon. FML

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By byebyeromance - 26/08/2014 01:03 - United States - State College

Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2011 15:23 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend was asleep, I gave him a soft kiss and whispered how handsome and gentle he looked. His response, still asleep, was to roll over and let out a massive fart. FML

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Not a morning person

By Anonymous - 15/07/2021 20:01 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I was woken up by the sound of someone in my room. I started freaking out, thinking someone had broken in, so I kicked them, only to realise it was my boyfriend coming back from the toilet. I'd forgotten he was staying over. FML

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AliSama 17

Tuesday 3 March 2009 2:00

that is not a bad thing. People get sick and everyone goes to the bathroom.

csigabajnok 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 2:01

So what? He thought girls never do the "poop" thing or a female fart is just a myth? Wake up, son!

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greenman_fml 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 22:06

#60 how dare you. you think all Americans adore poop? false. we are just not ashamed of our bodily functions. the Chinese view burping as a complement, do they lack a cultural background as well? you're ethnocentrism disgusts me. As i said, mrs. explosive diarrhea should not be ashamed of her natural excretions. when you gotta go, you gotta go. plain and simple

Miss_Kelsea 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 23:13

Well, you see, that's when you make a masturbation joke silly. Haha.

MikeRat 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 23:34

Shit happens

loveables 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 1:02

LMAO.

00Problematic00 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 1:02

Your boyfriend's trying to intentionally embarrass you? Sounds like an inferiority complex.

merv243 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 1:27

If you guys can't laugh about poop then it's probably not going anywhere

KingMissile9 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 2:31

you're an idiot. poop is always funny. always. and guys joke about funny things. get over yourself!

UpperSanctuary 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 4:55

He wasn't going to go near your ass with his face anytime soon. I doubt he was aroused. You should have taken a shower afterwards. No wonder most dumb girls end up with infections. They don't use their brains and shower the crap off. You are an idiot. There is nothing cute about this. No wonder most Americans are slobs in public bathrooms, you're slobs in private bathrooms, too. Sexy is being clean, not advertising that you have a stomach disorder. Diarheaa happens because you ate something bad, or prepared it badly or you are fat and have digestive disorders. Naked and sexy, that's a given, stinky diarhea, that makes a person throw up. Well, I am sure he;ll find someone with better hygiene habits. *hahahaha* What an idiot, probably a fattie too.