By watersport - 10/03/2010 17:56 - United States

Today, I woke up because I really had to pee. I got out of bed, went to the bathroom and went back to bed. Or so I thought. I did pee, but I only dreamed that I got out of bed. FML
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Ross2Smoove 0

lol that happened to me before

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baseballboy6595 0

to everybody being a douche to OP, it's completly normal. it's called a false awakening, and usually people experience 1 or 2 in their lives. quite commonly people dream they went to the bathroom, and end up releasing their bladder in reality. op, don't worry. there is no way this will be a regular thing. to everyone else, u have a good chance of it happening to you (all tho not all false awakenings make you wet your bee, the one I have experienced didn't)

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KurouTenshi 0

come to Walgreens, we have a sell on grandpa diapers. but don't come here in your sleep, we don't accept dream money, nor bits of string, as payment.

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fmljw 2

hahaha i did that once when i was 2. that's why to this day every time i use the washroom i pinch myself first to make sure i'm awake.

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dontpanic_fml 32

just fyi, to all ya guys saying bedwetting is a medical condition and to go to a doc etc etc, this is NOT the same. seriously, get a clue. like somebody else said, it's a false awakening. nothing to do with bladder control or lack thereof, arrested development, or anything like that. its just a weird phemonemon that can happen not only with regards to going to the bathroom, but also like some have mentioned, getting up and getting ready for work/school, etc.

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buggybeauty 0

oh man. that sucks. now I'm afraid I'll do that. lol.

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MnBran6 0

don't you hate when this crap happens

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jwheezy 0

haha, I totally can't say nothing! I had a false awakening once like this and dreamed that I was pissing on a cracker and totally pissed my boxers!

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peeachykeen 0

u know what, you're not the only one that has happened too :s haha

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Odelia_Odie 6

THIS was always the reason why i ended up wetting my bed when i was younger... :p except now i wake up right before i go in my dream. then i actually go to the toilet. xD

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narutosan 0

man ur life sucks dude. My life kicks ur ass.

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xoluvinshayxo 0

That happened to me before. "Honey, why is there apple juice in the bed?!?!" "Hey I was thirsty!"

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