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By wherefelix - 03/07/2009 08:01 - United States

Today, I woke up early, showered, dressed, and made the 40 minute drive to work, only to discover when I arrived that today was my day off. When I got home my live in boyfriend was gone. I called and he told me he was at the beach, right near my work. FML

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You deserved it 9 518

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By Shitty Boss Shitty Job - 15/06/2013 05:41 - United States - Davenport

Today, I woke up at 5:30 and made the half hour drive to work only to find out that it was my day off. After finally getting back home and into bed, my boss called, requesting that I come back to work since I was "already up". FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 032

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By Snowflakepandi - 01/09/2017 13:00

Today, while on vacation, I found out that my boyfriend moved out. He had claimed that he couldn't come with me because his boss messed up his time off request, and for the last two days he said he'd been "cleaning". FML

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You deserved it 310

By Sugartits - 08/08/2017 13:00

Today, my boyfriend forgot to pick me up from work. We work at the same place. FML

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By DumpedHisAss - 14/10/2009 15:19 - United States

Today, I got a phone call from my boyfriend, who screamed at me for being a f-ing liar and never taking time for him. He'd called my work and knew I wasn't there as I said I'd be. He was right - I was lying. I'd been driving for the past 10 hours to his family's beach house to surprise him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 292

You deserved it 3 776

By XYZee - 22/08/2012 20:27 - United States - Rockmart

Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 947

You deserved it 2 008

By Hesintrouble - 23/07/2013 19:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I got a call from my boyfriend's boss. She was wondering if he was okay, since he hasn't shown up to work for the past two weeks. Now I'm wondering where he's been going when he leaves the house each day. FML

I agree, your life sucks 65 013

You deserved it 4 334

So you had a bad day…

By That guy - 15/10/2020 17:01

Today, I woke up early for work and spent 30 minutes frantically looking for my keys. I had to take a 30-minute Uber ride to work, then drove an hour in the company truck, only to be stood up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 957

You deserved it 148

By .... - 30/11/2014 04:29 - United States - Geneva

Today, my boyfriend went to work instead of going to my father's funeral. He works at home and chooses his own hours. FML

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You deserved it 3 402

By RandomTurtle109 - 19/03/2016 12:40 - United States - White River Junction

Today, I woke up late, got ready within 10 minutes, and drove to work. I walked in and apologized to my boss. He said, "Go home, it's your day off…" Walk of Shame. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 981

You deserved it 3 624

By seriously?! - 11/02/2009 16:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he was going to take me out somewhere special, so I called in sick for work. Turns out he had made reservations for the restaurant I worked at. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 037

You deserved it 8 981

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Friday 3 July 2009 16:11

*clicks invisible "who cares" button*

tenniskettle 0

Friday 3 July 2009 16:03

eh so you wasted some time, big deal, thats not a bad FML

Comments

emovampire 0

Friday 3 July 2009 20:12

Not an fml it's just a fail, this belongs on failblog

Mc09toofine 0

Friday 3 July 2009 21:27

why is this an fml???? Sheesh i mean you made your local gas station happy i mean there's nothing really to complain about! LOL but no seriously this one sucks ... no offense. And #36 you're a waste of sperm and egg i hope somebody beats your ass because of how ignorant you are .,.. there is nothing wrong with Jewish people or gays... so why don't you hop off your computer and get a life.

kitkatkelly 0

Friday 3 July 2009 21:34

I HATE when these things happen.

americayay 0

Friday 3 July 2009 21:46

you wasted some gas. NOT an FML.

iwearfeathers 0

Friday 3 July 2009 21:59

i thought everyone had a cellphone these day.

Kristoffer 35

Friday 3 July 2009 22:16

Oh yeah, your life is SOOOOOOO ****** 'cause you drove an hour and 20 minutes more than you needed to have, on your day off. Boo freakin' hoo. Be glad you can drive at all; that you own a car, have your license, and can afford to pay for gas and basic maintenance for the car. I guess this can be a FML if you're an emo kid. "I suffered a mild inconvenience today! FML!"