I hope it wasn't a labeled instrument for said surgery ...

Nothing worse than a thieving tranny (says the chick with the mustache)

i hate when people steal the pens in our office!! those are not complimentary pens; they are for others (and the staff) to use. I say that you deserve it wholeheartedly. To accidentally take it is alright, but you purposely stole it...

THUG LIFE

I always take pens from the doctors office, they have cool pens, I was there once when the medical supply rep came and I asked if I could have a pen, not only did I get a pen, he gave me and my mom a huge handful of pens!

Am I the only one who read this as a huge handful of penises?

Yes, you are.

It gives you a thrill of stealing. Just like when I went to Burger King and got more napkins and ketchup packets than necessary. I like living on the edge.

#3, why would you buy a pen when there are so many loose ones laying around just asking to be stolen?

why wouldnt you?

wouldn't it be easier to find a nearby TD bank?

There's a button for that.

No, there isn't...

Medical supply and drug companies give doctors a bunch of cheap branded merchandise -- labeled pens, notepads, squeeze toys, etc. -- often leaving tons of the stuff every time they come by, or piling it on them at conferences. What doctors wind up with is not even necessarily in their specialty. Why anyone would want to steal the stuff is beyond me; the pens rarely write as well as the cheapest ones you can find at your local stores.

Thank you, pen expert. Now I know the truth.

I sincerely hope that's not a typo.

Oh, I see what you did there. :p