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By Anonymous - 09/01/2011 19:08 - United States

Today, I woke up early to go to church with my parents. When I got in the car, I was struck with the worst diarrhea I've ever had in my life. My parents told me I'd be cleaning the car out when we got there, because if we turned around, we'd be late. FML

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By Username - 27/01/2011 17:40 - Romania

Today, I was running late for school because I had a huge stomach ache. To save on time, I took a taxi. When the taxi driver hit a bump, I lost control of my bowels and shit myself. Not only do I have to wash my underwear in the sink at school now, but I had to pay the driver extra to remove the smell from his car. FML

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By poopy pants - 08/04/2013 01:47 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, I was driving home from a friend's house after a night of partying. Suddenly, I had to poop worse than I ever had to in my entire life. The pain was so bad I had to pull over and pretend to be checking my tires while I let out the entire contents of my bowels onto the road. FML

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By I stink - 18/12/2018 15:30

Today, my boyfriend and I were finally able to settle on having a day out together after putting it off for months because of work/other random reasons. This morning I woke up with the worst case of diarrhea I’ve ever had in my life. I won’t be leaving the bathroom anytime soon. FML

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By Churizmo - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was at a party and I really had to use the bathroom. There were 30-40 people talking outside the door, so I thought it would be ok to make some noise. Just as I'm about to begin having explosive diarrhea, everyone fell silent as my dad began to pray for our meal. FML

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By embaressed - 19/12/2009 09:44 - United States

Today, I was standing outside a store about to flirt with this guy when my mother drove up and shouted, "Hurry up, I have diarrhea!" FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2019 03:00

Today, I was driving my car when I suddenly got diarrhea and shat my pants. I put a plastic bag under me to not let all the shit go through my pants and get to my seat. Then one of my workmates saw my car and came to say hello. She saw all the shit and the plastic bag. FML

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By justmyluck - 12/02/2010 19:34 - United States

Today, my mom picked me up from school due to me being sick. Afterwards, she took a detour to the DMV, and I waited in the car. I ended up vomiting everywhere, clothes included, and had to sit in the car for three hours while the taste and smells lingered. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2022 10:00 - United States - Utica

Today, after a shopping trip, I had the worst diarrhea attack and almost shat my pants before I could even get in the front door. By the time I could get the door open, it was taking all of my self-control to keep from shitting myself. I had to shit on the toilet with the front door and bathroom door wide open. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/12/2017 15:00

Today, I was in a huge traffic jam with my boyfriend due to heavy snowfall. After being in the car for 4 hours, we were stuck in a tunnel with hundreds of cars behind and in front of us. Then the diarrhea hit. I had to shit in a plastic bag in the car. FML

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By sadddddd - 11/09/2011 01:54 - Canada

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night feeling sick. I went to the bathroom and knelt in front of the toilet, waiting to throw up. When I finally did, I violently shit my pants at the same time. I was at my friend's house. FML

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nikkibeez 0

Monday 10 January 2011 0:07

that's disgusting. fyl, mainly for having such shitty parents.

mandypandypants 4

Monday 10 January 2011 4:07

fyl for having parents that care more about jesus than their own son.

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iluvfmls456 0

Monday 10 January 2011 4:04

Wow. Fyl...and the car's!

mandypandypants 4

Monday 10 January 2011 4:07

fyl for having parents that care more about jesus than their own son.

brastufa123 0

Monday 10 January 2011 4:17

Wow wth kinda parents do u have?!

ILoveJei 0

Monday 10 January 2011 4:20

That's what you get for going to church in the first place. Your body even rejects that religious bullshit. Haha

WhoaIsMeImSoWhoa 1

Monday 10 January 2011 5:07

see, being an atheist has it's advantages. hell, it has a lot of them.

pussydestroyer29 0

Monday 10 January 2011 5:41

yea wait till the one where you get to live in hell for all of eternity.. you should go to church

WhoaIsMeImSoWhoa 1

Monday 10 January 2011 5:59

who do you think you are to tell me what to do? What I do in my life has nothing to do with things related to religion, and that is by choice. I don't hate on it or bash it or any crap like that. I just go about my life minding my own buisness as should you. It's my opinion on life and I don't think what anybody believes in is totally wrong, I just don't see the point in it. DONT TURN INTO EVEN MORE OF A TROLL FOR ME STATEING MY OPINION. thank you.

Tyler4021 0

Monday 10 January 2011 5:08

I agree with #33.

cowboyy_fml 0

Monday 10 January 2011 5:21

y'all need to get to know God. that's all I know.

penguinazul 13

Monday 10 January 2011 5:28

God is nice and all, and I'm a believer. I do know one thing though: you have to be practical, too. God is supposed to be a pretty tolerant and easy-going guy, so I'm pretty sure He would have understood if "OP" didn't want to share his bowel issues with the rest of the congregation. The parents were wrong, and the parents were the ones committing the sin. Parents like OP's are the kind of Christians that give the rest of us non-asshole, loving and tolerant Christians a bad name.