Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up in my boyfriend's dorm and decided to take a...

By nude - 15/01/2010 00:43 - United States

Today, I woke up in my boyfriend's dorm and decided to take a shower before he woke up. I used the girls bathroom on the above floor, and afterwards just threw on a towel and ran to the elevator. I forgot to press my boyfriend's floor and I was taken to the lobby in a towel. People were waiting. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2019 11:00 - United States - University

Today, I went to take a shower, but forgot my towel and dorm key in my room. After my shower, I had to run down to the front desk butt-naked, using only a shampoo bottle as cover, and ask for a temporary key. The person running the front desk was my ex-girlfriend’s current boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2011 03:00 - United States

Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML

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By Blueberry - 17/09/2012 02:00 - United States - Iowa City

Today, I was showering at my dorm. I had my clothes locked in a locker and my towel and robe hanging outside the stall. Someone took off with my towel and robe, which had my keys. I had to walk down three flights of stairs to get an extra key in nothing but a plastic shower curtain. FML

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By soawkward - 26/01/2012 19:09 - Canada

Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML

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By coolhand - 29/08/2009 15:13 - United States

Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready, threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML

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By HadToApologize - 03/11/2009 05:20 - United States

Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML

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By Embarassed - 10/09/2009 05:32 - Canada

Today, I got out of bed and went to the bathroom. At least, I thought I did, until I woke up to my pants, sheets, and boyfriend all soaking wet. FML

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By ItWasOurAnniversary - 28/09/2016 12:08 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I wanted to kayak. On the way, I told him I had to go back to our hotel because I needed the bathroom and didn't want a public one to smell. Once back in the elevator at the hotel, it got stuck. For an hour. I pooped myself and had to wait 40 minutes after that for help. FML

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By embareassed - 20/01/2010 05:27 - United States

Today, I was riding my dorm elevator from the 5th floor to the 1st by myself. Since the elevator is really slow, I pulled my pants and underwear down just for kicks. Just then, the door opened to let a girl on at the 4th floor. FML

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By issy - 21/09/2009 05:31 - United States

Today, while taking a shower in the dorm bathroom, my roommate thought it would be funny to steal my towel, robe, and key. I spent over an hour waiting for someone to come into the bathroom so I could ask them to bring me something to cover up. FML

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24788 6

Friday 15 January 2010 9:20

Haha, at least you had a towel.

Isamermaid 17

Friday 15 January 2010 10:04

YDI for not taking the stairs. ...and I'm even a Conservative.

Comments

chantelfurtado 0

Wednesday 5 May 2010 4:11

u should have brought clothes to the bathroom

codylicious6 0

Friday 8 July 2011 1:56

Wtf didn't you bring your clothes with you? YDI dumbass.

Cyco35 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 2:04

Lucky people

DudeDude1313 4

Sunday 30 October 2011 7:01

FAIL!!!!!!!!

NeonGingaNinja 8

Monday 31 October 2011 3:12

Pics or it didn't happen

Snentasus 8

Saturday 7 July 2012 7:40

Oh wow, that's my college nightmare come true. :-/

it__happens 17

Monday 17 February 2014 7:29

Awkward. Nice way to meet new people!

anonymous100000 17

Friday 14 November 2014 23:24

1) why the **** would you not bring clothes to put on after you shower? 2) how do you "forget" to push your boyfriend's floor? you're either really stupid or full of shit.

gatorgirl7563 22

Wednesday 13 January 2016 0:42

Do you mean that you just got in the elevator and magically expected it to know what floor you wanted to reach and then take you there? Oy! Drink your coffee first thing, in the future.