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By Ned - 29/08/2009 23:36 - United States

Today, I woke up in my bunkbed because I thought I was experiencing my first earthquake ever. I jumped out of bed and found that it was just my roomate masturbating in the bottom bunk. It was 6am. FML

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By Nighty-nitrogen - 10/05/2016 00:07 - United States - Hollywood

Today, I was trying to sleep, when I felt someone rattling my bed from underneath. Petrified from shock, I lied there for what felt like hours, waiting for a murderer to spring out. I must've finally fallen asleep, and when I woke up in the morning, I found out it was a minor earthquake. FML

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By thermos - 03/02/2009 23:47 - United States

Today, I had a sexy dream, woke up and started to masturbate quite vigorously. When I finished, I hopped off the top bunk naked to see my brother and his girlfriend laying in the bottom bunk. FML

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By I didn't though - 10/09/2015 04:07 - United States

Today, I arrived at a camp and met one of my roommates. At bedtime, I had energy still, so I did push-ups. The guy was asleep or so I thought because he was facing the wall. The guy thought I was jacking off and told everyone I did it in the middle of our room. FML

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By killmyself - 23/01/2009 19:50 - United States

Today, I was masturbating lying on the lower bed of my brother's and my bunk beds. I finished jacking off and tried to get up to clean myself I hit my head on metal panel of the upper bed and passed out. Later woke up in my bed... found out my parents came home and saw me passed out naked holding a porn mag. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2009 00:25 - United States

Today, I was woken up by a loud noise, which I thought was an earthquake. It sounded like a car had driven right into my living room. Which was exactly what it was. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2016 18:41 - United States - Valparaiso

Today, I was having a wet dream and had a pretty vivid imagination. I ended up thrusting so hard that it showed up in reality. I literally humped so hard that I woke myself up. Not only that, but I was sleeping on the living room floor so my roommates saw and now it's their joke of the day. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/05/2019 00:14

Today, I was touching myself in my room. Just as I hit the climax, my mom walked in because she heard me making noises and thought I was having a nightmare. FML

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By skipper - 12/02/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, I listened to my roommate having sex from 3 a.m. until 6 a.m. When I looked over at my girlfriend, who must have thought I was sleeping, I noticed she was masturbating. FML

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By 44haley44 - 12/07/2011 17:25 - United States

Today, I woke up to my pants off and my vibrator still on. I fell asleep masturbating. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2009 21:35 - United States

Today, I woke up and rolled out of bed. I'm on the top mattress of a bunk bed. We have tile floors. FML

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redbluegreen 40

Sunday 30 August 2009 7:27

So, did you hop in his bunk afterwards.... And take in the aftershocks?

MadeOfAwesome 1

Sunday 30 August 2009 7:30

Apparently it's never too early in the morning to pleasure yourself

Comments

MadVlrus 1

Monday 12 October 2009 21:01

Had a similar experience when I was in a caravan with my parents... xD

pomlaos 0

Friday 25 December 2009 9:14

This got me ROFL for real.

CitizenSnipz 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 18:16

wow, he really got into it if it was THAT shaky. FYL. FYBL. ********** under him so he knows what it's like. That came out wrong.

RuralNinja 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 12:13

YDI, Ohio doesn't have earthquakes.

Critter456 0

Saturday 10 April 2010 4:26

ugh! awkward!

waywick 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 17:35

thank god you included the time of this clearly homosexual encounter - now we all know exactly when you switched teams!

kaseylynn97 4

Wednesday 27 July 2011 2:11

loling.

matamo71421 3

Saturday 13 August 2011 1:53

lmao, he must have had a heart attack

tpm45 25

Wednesday 21 August 2013 15:35

Shoulda asked if he needed help.

UltimateFlavor 8

Tuesday 7 October 2014 15:35

Sad to say, I've been there too. FYL.

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