By 44haley44 - 12/07/2011 17:25 - United States

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Today, I woke up to my pants off and my vibrator still on. I fell asleep masturbating. FML
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kraine0712 2

Wow poor vibrator. This should be the vibrators FML. Today, some chick was using me and it was going really well. Then she fell asleep with me still running, now my batteries are dead. I have a job interview tomorrow. FML.

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ayooBrandon 12

I can't imagine how wet your sheets are

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whyXD 13

so your love life isn't going very well.

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lilmisslovely13 15

#1 you're an idiot.

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jjames7543 13

I didn't know people still acknowledged their commenting place...

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embr 0

...just goes to show u... u can always rely on a vibrator to last longer than ur bf.

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6tori6 5

it's a good thing you didn't need your parents to wake you up that morning! awkward!

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iLoveBoobies21 0

you're way ****** retarded awesome!

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Ahkoifish 0

It is quite relaxing..

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cuntfacekillah 5

Obviously not so well if she fell asleep.

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YFDIOP 0

well if u cant even entertain yourself, thats probably why youre not doing it with a real person

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richard121212 0

she had dreams about it

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Weetart 8

Hey ,as Bruno Mars puts it "easy cum, easy go."

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kraine0712 2

Wow poor vibrator. This should be the vibrators FML. Today, some chick was using me and it was going really well. Then she fell asleep with me still running, now my batteries are dead. I have a job interview tomorrow. FML.

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shift_love 13

111. all I can say is wow that was ******* awesome.

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el_paso_guy89 0

111- you just made my evening! LMAO!!

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theaws0m3guy 4

Well then I guess she keeps her vibrator on the down low! Ba-dum-ching!...no? Oh, okay then...

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bennetts211 2

Well that'll "wear out the batteries."

bookwormsteph 3

Wow. Seriously laughed when I read this. Poor exhausted vibrator.

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sarabraun8 7

it also might mean she's just that loose.

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knight0748 5

111 wins, I was going say something about working overtime, but u got me beat.

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iLove2LoveU 0

she falls asleep to her vibrator?? wow nothing pleases her!!

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garrettsgirl 0

101 hahaha u made my day.

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proxxX069069 7

I usually just about pass outt after sex all the time lol

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cc_the_beast 6

Ummmm...you're doing it wrong.

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grizzly260 0

Hopefully after at least three or four orgasms. Then again I don't know how many most women have seeing as I've only ever slept with one (many times) but she may have been a nympho.

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Xx_Dakota_xX 1

I feel more bad for her used out ****** more than the vibrator I mean leaving that thing in there for along period of time can't be good for a ******

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conmanusmc 0

two camels in a tiny car

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lilxsexii 4

At least the vibrator has a long life. (:

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BloodyDraven 0

yall should leave OP alone, u don't know if she was tired or not, hell, maybe she had worked a twelve hour shift and pull Mr. Vibrator out to give him some love, and she passed out from exhaustion.

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alexg823 0

132 - Who made your morning? A vibrator?

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chaps93 6

I bet she had some sweet dreams

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Metal_Chick 15

It happens; at least you know you probably reached ecstasy if you passed out during haha!

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The_Weirdo 10

It could be worse. You could wake up with a penis, instead of a vag.

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theten_fml 9

Hello OP, I work for Duracell. Would you be interested in shooting a commercial with us?

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sicwitit 0

haha what's the worlds west rejection? when your hand falls asleep while u ********** haha wow at least u have the batteries that keep goig an going. too ba you can't keep cuming and cuming

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Xo_CuPcAkLuVa_oX 6

big win for #111 you offically made my day :)

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hobojones 0

146 if you where trying to make a pun, it was terrible and i dont get it...

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Xx_Dakota_xX 1

lol most negatives I've ever got :3 I was aiming for that btw

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Rawr100 0

#2 ur wallpaper is freakin awethum

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ColorfulDonut 7

111 I have never seen so many thumbs up

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Xx_Dakota_xX 1

damn 111 766 thumbs up XD

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Give_Linux_A_Go 28

TMI, #572... its a pity youre going to have a hard time justifying your refund, OP

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angeluv_2014 22

@135 I just love it when people's pics match their comment perfectly!

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simply_improper 1

lol. ive done that. the motor got so hot it burned my inner thigh.

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JoeTheMan12 0

that's sucks, I slepted with adult things on my iPad when my dad came in, he yelled at me so loud that i woke up in shock lol

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RacerX1695 1

it's funny because you are eating in the picture.

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IHeartJimi02 0

57, me too!!! Lmfao

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jacob12311 4

why would auto correct correct a real word your finger slipped on that one you can't press done and have it change to dine

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iLoveBoobies21 0

you're ****** retarded.

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ayooBrandon 12

I can't imagine how wet your sheets are

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YFDIOP 0

LMAO 61, and 4 i think it was a girl

estakeller 0

hahaa. facebook me. esta kaylee keller

Drigr 9

and they usually refer to girls as getting WET. 4s comment worked.

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pYrO92583 0

85- if your a guy girls get wet when that are exited if you are a girl I have no comment

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YFDIOP 0

my bro commented that i know girls get wet

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Jim717 1

yes they do. lol ik my gf does...lol

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nyssx 0

girls cum too .. uhh84

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Alysin 14

we can only imagine what she was dreaming about

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mrredkneck 2

84 ur not very smart

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yougotapes 7

man that experience had to be freaking awesome to make her pass out...

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ariannaa_fml 17

well 85, if you must know her name is Haley. maybe you should read instead assume the obvious

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Tektite 14

LMAO.. It would be an even bigger FYL if your vibrators batteries are dead.

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agaba 0

85 do I even need to respond on how stupid and idiotic that comment was.

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Lanceeden 12

I hope you have a lot of laundry detergent.

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lolwtfwasthat 0

lol well don't get yourself off while your tired...

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iLuvBBW 0

your point is? people in their teens **********. it's a healthy thing to do!

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alphaskater09 9

you're an idiot.

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awickedsomething 0

NO! :O Ya think?

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chaps93 6

it's only awkward if you make it awkward

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FMMFL1992 3

Not as awkward as waking up with a morning boner and then having to wait a few minutes before you leave your room.

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UnderWaterComix 0

yeah, why is that awkward. Unless that vibrator was magic and could talk, then it would be awkward.

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Chesxca 0

hey thats a good way to wake up!

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Chesxca 0

hey thats a good way to wake up!

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CynthiaMeAtSix 7

I guess you had a nice sleep?

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beastlybeauty 4

nice hair Cynthia is it... White?

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MrFraser25 2

at least she wasnt WASTING the power;)

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CynthiaMeAtSix 7

it's getting there :)

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CurlyChica808 4

lol, nice hair btw, whites a good color on ya:)

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Coreytheb0ss 0

Cynthia you're beautiful:)

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Coreytheb0ss 0

Cynthia you are gorgeous:)

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unluckiestperson_fml 14

Been there, done that, got a frightened family member to witness.

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pYrO92583 0

that would be the day I started locking my door or drink a redbull lol XD

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