By Anonymous - 01/11/2017 20:00 - United Kingdom - Poole

Today, I woke up duct-taped to the toilet in nothing but a straitjacket. I don't remember what happened. FML
I agree, your life sucks 3 472
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Lobby_Bee 17

Why do you or your friends have a straightjacket in the first place?

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exileonmainst 16

Well, look at the bright side, at least you didn’t have to listen to christmas music in ******* November.

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Glowworm56 26

Do you live alone or will other people walk in upon this sight when they need to use the bathroom?

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cacheson 41

Sounds like you shouldn’t get drunk with your magician buddies anymore.

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ThrottleJockey 35

Have you taken inventory of all of your major organs?

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pressingreset 13

Maybe you should reevaluate your life choices.

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BaDumTsss_fml 23

Sounds like you had a really fun time last night

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Razell 13

Alcohol. Alcohol happened, and let that be a lesson to you (I'm sure).

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MadJessTic 29

This absolutely MUST get a Follow-Up!!! Once you’ve pieced the story back together of course! ?

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BeachMammal 8

Maybe you got so drunk you lost control of bodily functions?

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