Holidays and Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up duct-taped to the toilet in nothing but a straitjacket....

By Anonymous - 01/11/2017 20:00 - United Kingdom - Poole

Today, I woke up duct-taped to the toilet in nothing but a straitjacket. I don't remember what happened. FML

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Lobby_Bee 17

Wednesday 1 November 2017 21:30

Why do you or your friends have a straightjacket in the first place?

exileonmainst 16

Wednesday 1 November 2017 21:13

Well, look at the bright side, at least you didn’t have to listen to christmas music in ******* November.

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OnReceivingEnd 17

Friday 3 November 2017 12:09

It's time to stop drinking so much alcohol.

jofukurself 8

Sunday 5 November 2017 7:27

College... Am I right?

Thundernutz 15

Monday 6 November 2017 6:51

Sounds like u had a blast lol

Thundernutz 15

Monday 6 November 2017 6:53

Sounds similar to a college friend of mine who blacked out for 2 days then woke up in his bed no pants/underwear on next to a gay guy xD; Who is now infatuated with him lol

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