By Dulieu - 10/02/2009 00:41 - United States

Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend. When she asked me to pick up her thong from behind my bed I realized there were two. I didn't pick up hers. FML
I agree, your life sucks 16 233
You deserved it 168 397
Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

cyndee_2010 0

i hope she dumped you

469 6
lemonkid44 0

sorry man. no sympathy for cheaters. you had to get caught eventually

364 5

Comments

EmilyCecile 0

you deserve it you mother ******* asshole! you shouldnt cheat on your girlfriend. your ******* scum ya know that? ******* scum...

1 1
shanabriannexo 0

you deserved it. hope she left your ass.

1 2
boydee 0

Chris says no matter what cheaters are the slimebags of life

1 1
wiggs5 0

what an asshole :( I hate cheaters!

1 2
YummiliciousLibb 4

Don't cheat if ya can't hide it

1 3
xxunicornxc 0

this made me lol.(:

2 4
KILLME321 0

YDI for being a ****** cheater! FYL? More like eff hers! U disgust me... Heres how it shouldve went. Today, I realized I'm a cheating lying ******** when I woke up next to my girlfriend and she asked me to pick up her thong. There were two there. I didn't grab hers. FML thsts how it of went down u stupid ********.... Sorry had to get that off my chest *sighs* I feel better now lolzzz

1 2
Mcgirr13 0

no respect for u cheaters, u shouldn't break harts for girls/boys

1 2