By hatethatiloveyou - 10/02/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, my crush talked to me for the first time. He told me to stop staring. FML
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lilgoddess 0

Sounds like you and I should hang out...I've been in love with the same guy for 5 years and he can't be bothered. Now I just met a great guy and turns out we're related. FML

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iFruit 0

You left some of it out, he actually said, "Stop staring, you sexy female, rawwwr."

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lilgoddess 0

Sounds like you and I should hang out...I've been in love with the same guy for 5 years and he can't be bothered. Now I just met a great guy and turns out we're related. FML

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no_problems 0

guessing your a girl? you should have talked to him earlier, but if he's like me, if he was single he would have approached you earlier. the fact that he didn't isn't a good thing.

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haileeMichele 4

Oh how observant of you -_-

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Rodin_fml 0

Aww, you can stare at me instead, I could do with the attention.

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nokinonhevinsdor 0

Sounds similar to what happened to me before: I was talking to this guy I liked and the guy was like "Oh I'm so glad I can talk to you, now I feel comfortable coming out in public"

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Nixy_fml 0

Aww! Im pretty sure that happens to more people than you think. Dont let it get to you

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r3ally 0

aw .lol.thats happened to me before.i know it might not seem funny now but trust me you'll be alright and laugh at the memory of it later.

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WinglessAngel_fml 0

I stare at every guy I think I'm cute. I think I scare all of them.

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Flowerchild555 0

Well if that was the first time he had talked to you, then you probably didn't have a real crush on him. So it's actually better he said that so you can find someone you REALLY love. Kinda funny how it works like that. Annoying, but funny.

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happygoluckyhh 0

Why the hell would you stare at him? Can you spell despret? Common sense isn't brain surgery, my friend. There is something called flirting that you should try!

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iFruit 0

You left some of it out, he actually said, "Stop staring, you sexy female, rawwwr."

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