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The roof the roof the roof is on fire!
We don't need no water Let the mother fu.... Wait never mind it's just the TV again grumble grumble 1080p and surround sound same thing every year
Fireplace channel?
...dafuq?
That is why I only watch the "paint drying" channel. Today - it's green!
You really thought you would hear the fire before you, you know, smelled smoke? Or heard the smoke detector? I guess if you were half asleep, but still. That's not how that works.
So instead if Christmas ambiance you woke up to a Christmas ambulance.
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Waking up to ambiance? Seems more like you were shooting for ambulance.
That's so dumb it's almost impressive. Merry Christmas though!