By Kingspin - 30/03/2011 16:14 - Canada

Today, I woke up to a beautiful sunrise, the smell of bacon in a frying pan, and some dickhead trying to pick the lock on my front door. FML
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...How would I explain the third degree burns and traces of bacon grease? And he ran off luckily.

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UTTU 0

Let him go to sleep hearing the sound of a 12 gauge.

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underpaid011 0

open the door then splash the very hot bacon grease on the asshole. then say "pick that mother ******" and for good measure kick him square in the sack, then in the face and ribs. then call the cops. don't forget to say "i was terrified!! I thought the guy was going to break in and kill me!!". blame the face and rib injuries on him "falling down".

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emtae6307 4

I would have thrown the bacon greese on him

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Evan318 0

I would to if I smelt that bacon hahah

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lifesosux 0

did you stop the guy pickin ur lock?!?!?!

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imlifeless2 25

Step one: get 9mm out of your end-table. Step 2: Wait patiently at the front door. Step 3: (when the door opens) Say a clever catchphrase, and shoot the crap out of him.

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The_9th_Doctor 18

did you beat him with a bat?

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