By Kingspin - 30/03/2011 16:14 - Canada

Today, I woke up to a beautiful sunrise, the smell of bacon in a frying pan, and some dickhead trying to pick the lock on my front door. FML
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Kingspin 0

...How would I explain the third degree burns and traces of bacon grease? And he ran off luckily.

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UTTU 0

Let him go to sleep hearing the sound of a 12 gauge.

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underpaid011 0

open the door then splash the very hot bacon grease on the asshole. then say "pick that mother ******" and for good measure kick him square in the sack, then in the face and ribs. then call the cops. don't forget to say "i was terrified!! I thought the guy was going to break in and kill me!!". blame the face and rib injuries on him "falling down".

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nothing92x 13

Threaten to harm him with the bacon.

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Twisted107 4

eat the bacon then splash the hot grease on his face

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SpilltMilk2 0

You should eff him up with that hot pan. Use your environment OP!

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nhlnba2 6

Maybe he smelled the bacon too and wanted to join you on a delicious breakfast.

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grooglius 0

why didnt whoever made the bacon stop the "********"

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TurboLCR 0

you should have given him a face full of boiling bacon fat followed by holding the pan to his face... prick

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CaliforniaCheese 0

Canadian bacon is just ham 61, as a true Canuck knows, not actually bacon.

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Hwikek 2

Why do people ever say you deserved it? Are they trying to be funny or are they just trolls?

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