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By Anonymous - 11/02/2011 03:21 - China

Today, I woke up to a repairman at my door who was simply supposed to turn my water back on in my apartment. Two hours and 5 repairmen later, all I have now is a large hole in my ceiling. Still no water. FML

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By nixwolfwood - 19/12/2016 21:14

Today, I woke up to a fog. Literally. A pipe burst in my apartment and scalding water was everywhere. To make matters worse, when I called maintenance he told me he'd come by later, hung up on me, and turned his phone off. He did eventually show up, but it was 5 hours later, well after I'd paid a plumber $200. FML

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By sproket - 11/04/2011 23:37

Today, the maintenance man 'fixed' a leak in my apartment by flooding the place. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2017 13:00

Today, workers came to my house to fix residual moisture damage in my walls left behind by Hurricane Irma. Said workers then burst a water pipe and flooded my entire apartment in the time it took figure out how to turn it off. FML

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By jeauxann - 11/05/2018 23:59

Today, my landlord refused to send a plumber over to unclog the sink. Now he wants me to pay for water damages because he didn't call a plumber sooner. FML

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By BadatDIY - 16/11/2009 14:04 - United Kingdom

Today, the maintenance workers finally came to my apartment to fix the shower-head that kept falling off the wall. I was annoyed because they had replaced it a few weeks ago and since then, it'd been a problem. They went into my bathroom, turned the shower head around, and left. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2023 06:00 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I woke up to a flooded apartment. Apparently, the upstairs neighbor's bathtub had overflowed and water was pouring through my ceiling. My landlord said he couldn't do anything until the water stopped, so I spent the morning frantically trying to mop up the water while feeling completely helpless. FML

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Cough up

By Anonymous - 18/11/2013 18:37 - United States - Fallbrook

Today, my water got cut off. The previous homeowners owed the water company over $300, and the company doesn't believe that I'm not them. The supervisor told me this will keep happening until I pay up. I need a shower. FML

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You deserved it 2 915

Moving day

By Anonymous - 31/12/2024 21:00 - United States - Delhi

Today, the water stopped working in our apartment. We are supposed to be moving into a new place tomorrow, so we asked the landlord if we could move in a day early. Upon arrival, we found that the water tank needed to be installed, so there's no water here either. We are now admitting defeat and checking into a hotel. FML

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You deserved it 89

Water shortage

By Anonymous - 27/01/2025 09:00 - United States - Bainbridge

Today, the water stopped working in our apartment. We are supposed to be moving into a new place tomorrow, so we asked the landlord if we could move in a day early. Upon arrival, we found that the water tank needs to be installed, so there's no water here either. We're now admitting defeat and checking into a hotel. FML

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You deserved it 92

By jennybrev - 13/07/2009 21:27 - United States

Today, I awoke to find a water pipe burst. I frantically ran down to the basement to turn off the water to the house. What I didn't expect when I reached the bottom of the stairs was to have to start dodging the falling, wet ceiling tiles. FML

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NTXC8ED 0

Friday 11 February 2011 9:10

I once saw a porno that started like that

emoflopkitteh 0

Friday 11 February 2011 10:01

why on every single one there are you totally deserved it... I don't see how this is deserved at all.

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TenderWhispers 0

Friday 11 February 2011 10:00

Admit it, you liked it. You probably went to the doctor ask he asked you if you were lonely because you touch yourself like the other FML

Idk_what2say 0

Friday 11 February 2011 11:26

Fail

TenderWhispers 0

Friday 11 February 2011 21:38

Fail this

emoflopkitteh 0

Friday 11 February 2011 10:01

why on every single one there are you totally deserved it... I don't see how this is deserved at all.

yazdmich 1

Saturday 12 February 2011 16:29

1 word, trollz

andruha1123 5

Friday 11 February 2011 10:01

only in china

TheDrop 0

Friday 11 February 2011 10:03

where do the Chinese buy they tools from... ?

TheDrop 0

Friday 11 February 2011 10:13

I never trust anything made in china

TheDrop 0

Friday 11 February 2011 10:17

yes and OPs FML is a good example

dre_bro11 12

Friday 11 February 2011 10:47

or they are completely idiots.

Faleni 4

Friday 11 February 2011 10:48

sounds like a partyyy ;) get it op!!

ryukensfj 5

Friday 11 February 2011 11:16

I'm sorry but you're wrong. dogs aren't food in china they are in Vietnam however. the Chinese really believes it is very bad omen to eat dogs.

dougierocks 13

Friday 11 February 2011 12:01

next time put some clothes on, and they might not want to hang out all day...

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