Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up to a repairman at my door who was simply supposed...

By Anonymous - 11/02/2011 03:21 - China

Today, I woke up to a repairman at my door who was simply supposed to turn my water back on in my apartment. Two hours and 5 repairmen later, all I have now is a large hole in my ceiling. Still no water. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 801

You deserved it 2 367

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By nixwolfwood - 19/12/2016 21:14

Today, I woke up to a fog. Literally. A pipe burst in my apartment and scalding water was everywhere. To make matters worse, when I called maintenance he told me he'd come by later, hung up on me, and turned his phone off. He did eventually show up, but it was 5 hours later, well after I'd paid a plumber $200. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 494

You deserved it 532

By sproket - 11/04/2011 23:37

Today, the maintenance man 'fixed' a leak in my apartment by flooding the place. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 144

You deserved it 2 681

By Anonymous - 30/09/2017 13:00

Today, workers came to my house to fix residual moisture damage in my walls left behind by Hurricane Irma. Said workers then burst a water pipe and flooded my entire apartment in the time it took figure out how to turn it off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 601

You deserved it 214

By jeauxann - 11/05/2018 23:59

Today, my landlord refused to send a plumber over to unclog the sink. Now he wants me to pay for water damages because he didn't call a plumber sooner. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 626

You deserved it 291

By BadatDIY - 16/11/2009 14:04 - United Kingdom

Today, the maintenance workers finally came to my apartment to fix the shower-head that kept falling off the wall. I was annoyed because they had replaced it a few weeks ago and since then, it'd been a problem. They went into my bathroom, turned the shower head around, and left. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 977

You deserved it 27 705

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2023 06:00 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I woke up to a flooded apartment. Apparently, the upstairs neighbor's bathtub had overflowed and water was pouring through my ceiling. My landlord said he couldn't do anything until the water stopped, so I spent the morning frantically trying to mop up the water while feeling completely helpless. FML

I agree, your life sucks 842

You deserved it 103

Cough up

By Anonymous - 18/11/2013 18:37 - United States - Fallbrook

Today, my water got cut off. The previous homeowners owed the water company over $300, and the company doesn't believe that I'm not them. The supervisor told me this will keep happening until I pay up. I need a shower. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 383

You deserved it 2 912

By jennybrev - 13/07/2009 21:27 - United States

Today, I awoke to find a water pipe burst. I frantically ran down to the basement to turn off the water to the house. What I didn't expect when I reached the bottom of the stairs was to have to start dodging the falling, wet ceiling tiles. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 694

You deserved it 2 853

Home Improvement

By coius - 29/11/2020 01:03 - United States - Lincoln

Today, our washing machine broke and dumped around 100 gallons onto the floor. My dad had installed crappy water valves and we couldn’t turn off the water. I called my dad and he accused me of lying. His “repairs” have now caused 5 major disasters in our home due to his shoddy and cheap work. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 034

You deserved it 320

Thanks, now **** off

By Dry - 18/03/2017 16:00

Today, after moving into my new house, my partner's father came to give us his old sofa. Now, an hour before he has to leave, he's half-completed 3 DIY jobs we didn't want done in the first place, and smashed my water inlet pipe. I have no water and a destroyed kitchen. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 893

You deserved it 438

NTXC8ED 0

Friday 11 February 2011 9:10

I once saw a porno that started like that

emoflopkitteh 0

Friday 11 February 2011 10:01

why on every single one there are you totally deserved it... I don't see how this is deserved at all.

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TenderWhispers 0

Friday 11 February 2011 10:00

Admit it, you liked it. You probably went to the doctor ask he asked you if you were lonely because you touch yourself like the other FML

Idk_what2say 0

Friday 11 February 2011 11:26

Fail

TenderWhispers 0

Friday 11 February 2011 21:38

Fail this

emoflopkitteh 0

Friday 11 February 2011 10:01

why on every single one there are you totally deserved it... I don't see how this is deserved at all.

yazdmich 1

Saturday 12 February 2011 16:29

1 word, trollz

andruha1123 5

Friday 11 February 2011 10:01

only in china

TheDrop 0

Friday 11 February 2011 10:03

where do the Chinese buy they tools from... ?

TheDrop 0

Friday 11 February 2011 10:13

I never trust anything made in china

TheDrop 0

Friday 11 February 2011 10:17

yes and OPs FML is a good example

dre_bro11 12

Friday 11 February 2011 10:47

or they are completely idiots.

Faleni 4

Friday 11 February 2011 10:48

sounds like a partyyy ;) get it op!!

ryukensfj 5

Friday 11 February 2011 11:16

I'm sorry but you're wrong. dogs aren't food in china they are in Vietnam however. the Chinese really believes it is very bad omen to eat dogs.

dougierocks 13

Friday 11 February 2011 12:01

next time put some clothes on, and they might not want to hang out all day...

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Today, my wife dragged me to the bathroom, promising to "show something hot." Not that I was in the mood, but okay. She took off her pants, sat on a toilet, and demanded that I tell her about my day. She wanted me to entertain her while she was taking a dump. FML

I agree, your life sucks 487

You deserved it 82

Today, I put lemon juice in my hair as a cheap and easy way to get highlights. I left it in my hair and I laid out in the backyard to get some sun. The sunshine wasn't the only thing that found me; it seems every bug in the neighborhood is now hiding in my hair. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 539

You deserved it 51 165

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Today, in the middle of an argument, my husband picked me up and sat me on our breakfast bar. I’m terrified of heights so getting down took me over 5 minutes because of how bad I was shaking. He left to meet his friends, who “don’t start arguments just because they’re bored.” FML

I agree, your life sucks 285

You deserved it 826

Today, just so my family would think someone might actually be interested in me, I bought myself roses and attached a secret admirer card to them. My plan would have worked if I hadn't forgotten to take the receipt off the kitchen counter. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 231

You deserved it 44 110

Today, I was trying to give a motivational speech to my team at work, because morale has been low. Halfway through, I blanked and ended up just saying gibberish and stuff like, "We’ll just fake it until we… you know… whatever happens. You know?" Not exactly inspiring. FML

I agree, your life sucks 98

You deserved it 430

Today, I was using a disabled toilet. I'm disabled partly because of spinal problems. While I was doing my business, the whole toilet fell to the floor, leaving me sitting in a puddle of my own urine and smashed porcelain, with even more spinal problems. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 489

You deserved it 113

Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, she suddenly said : "Are you going to be done any time soon?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 916

You deserved it 7 113

Today, while studying with the girl I like, I rested my face on my book, pretending to be frustrated. When I lifted my head, I realized I'd left a greasy spot on the page from my nose. She noticed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 280

You deserved it 575

Same thing different taste

Titanic

Cough up

Home Improvement

Thanks, now **** off

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