By xBubbles38 - 18/07/2011 15:17 - United States

Today, I woke up to a scream downstairs. My 13 year-old daughter was trying to bite her little brother's neck. No matter how hard I try, she will not believe that she is NOT and NEVER WILL BE a vampire. FML
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holagurl15 11

be careful when she steps outside—she might start to sparkle.

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xBangOut 4

Bring her in the sun and ask her to explain why she is not sparkling like a glorious homosexual!

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sandyandellie 5

why is everyone blaming twilight? it could be like true blood or vampire diarys.

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jewfro311 0

Because she's thirteen and all 13 year olds have seen twilight at one point or another...

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Dexasaurus 0

105 - Sorry, we don't know any other generic Vampire-Series. Guess I'm not scene enough. *Flips long black hair.*

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yummcookie 0

twilight is aimed at teen girls, true blood is like 75% ****, I seriously doubt a 13 year old girl watches it.

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goshpeople 4

Or she's a sneaky, manipulative child and just wants an excuse to bite people.

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GoingLesbian 0

Or damn kinky! Though practicing on your little brother isn't exactly ideal...

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SmallTownCutie 0

I was once that child. When someone decides to bite you back, you tend to stop.

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Juliaa15 6

She'll grow out of it, let her have her fun.

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ih82bl8 2

so let get go around biting her brother and friends? jump in front of guns and stop robberies? stupid dude?

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misamisaomg 0

how does this comment have so many thumbs down? if anything it's actually the only comment that makes sense out of all u twilight haters and stupidasses.

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cupcakekallie 6

Grow out of it? She's thirteen! I have a thirteen year old sister who threw away her copy of the twilight series she got as a present because she's "tired of books where the girl has to be saved every damn day" and "who the hell would want a guy that sparkles and was planning to kill you."

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penelopeadrian 7

You guys have no childhood jeez I would let her bite you, she's thirteen SHELL GROW OUT OF IT

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ChibiChibi_fml 27

Everyone knows that you don't eat family first, you save them until you hit a dry spell then eat them.

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mk58 31

Threaten to sic a werewolf on her if she continues bringing up and acting on her "vampiric urges".

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maniaccrab 0

can I be the werewolf if she asks for proof? I have a killer werewolf costume hahaha

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Lulblast 4

Dude, be realistic. Pull a wooden stake on her ass.

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A7X_LoVeee 10

Chase her around the house with garlic and a stake.

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mk58 31

Sounds like fun!! Can I join, OP?

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krysxkatastrophe 14

Time to check into the happy hut. Don't worry about her, she'll be in a nice padded room and fed cookies and juice every afternoon.

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Cryingraven 1

Win. xD hahaha "Happy hut" hahhaa

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