By Anonymous - 31/05/2012 11:29 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, I woke up to an email confirming my membership to a dating site. Turns out my mother is as annoyed by my loveless life as I am. FML
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DocBastard 38

1 in 5 relationships start online these days. Unfortunately, 95% of these "relationships" can legally be called stalkings. Have fun!

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DocBastard 38

Baustigt, I understand what you mean. Now be quiet and get back under my bed. No one gave you permission to come out.

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andromeda335 9

Hilarious! Consider yourself lucky, I think my mother would try this if she saw it...

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starwind3438 9

If you were annoyed about it, then why didn't you do anything about it before your mom decided to do something about it? I'm sorry but YDI for.not doing anything about it sooner.

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nightowl713 25

Yes because all OP has to do, is go to the mall and say, "I'm lonely, want to love me?". Your logic sucks:/ simple as that. Sometimes things just don't work out.

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BigSexy123 11

I agree with nightowl, do you have any idea how hard it can be to find someone you're compatible with? Or do you just constantly have a significant other handed to you? How do you know this person hasn't tried? Your logic does suck.

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CinnamonRugby 5

Which site? Whats your username? Hope you dont mind, i have other internet lovers.

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hateevryone 14

She just trying to help out but she should pay.

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DocBastard 38

Baustigt and Vasilisa - I love you both in a purely non-Platonic way. Please marry me. Just don't tell Mrs. Bastard. Or each other.

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Longshott 4

10 to 1 she doesn't give a crap for your loveless life, but she just wants grandchildren. Just a heads up.

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whateverppl 8

Haha, my mom does a similar sort of thing all the time! Sometimes she is like "why don't you wear your earrings today...it makes you look more attractive". Or she forwards me emails about "10 things to do if you want to attract a guy".

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stormchaser24 24

So your mom knows your password to the email too, since with most confirmations you need to click a link in an email.

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SirEBC 7

Take this bullshit to PMs. Aw, ****. This is not Sirinz. Uhh..have a nice day.

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unknown_user5566 26

That's not ALL bad. If you meet the love of your life on the site, you'll have an interesting story to tell your kids. Just make sure your mom is paying for the membership! Good luck, OP. I hated the dating scene and I'm glad I'm married now so that I don't have to deal with it. Sending positive vibes your way. :)

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