By Anonameow - 19/07/2016 13:49

Today, I woke up to an unexpected surprise for my birthday. It wasn't cake, nor ice cream. It was hundreds of baby spiders crawling all over me. FML
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Lepisma 38

There is only one solution. Burn the house down. Who needs candles on a cake when you can have a raging inferno of fiery spider death?

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tounces7 27

Surprise! I see everyone got to the party on time! Did they at least Gift-wrap some still-living flies for you?

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Etweens96 25

Mint essential oil with some alcohol to make it last longer. Otherwise happy birthday

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butterflydragons 5

*grabs matches* adios home

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VeryCreativeName 3

Just stay calm, everything's going to be fine. (We have to kill him before the spiders multiply inside of him.) Everything is perfectly fine. (Take the shot, then burn his body. Take the shot, TAKE THE-- WHY AREN'T YOU TAKING THE SHOT?!)

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RosaMaravillosa 10

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrgggggghhhhh!!!!!!!!!! eeeeeeeeeeek!

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Zetom_fml 8

let's go build a moonbase, I heard there's less spiders there.

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jebron 13

why would you want ice cream for breakfast anyway?

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melissawarren 7

I set fire to a spider hanging from the ceiling, and I sent a picture of it and it's charred legs to my dad. He said he was not impressed and that if that gives me joy then he has grave concerns...

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bornpatriot 11

Are you posting from Australia? (I can't see your location, honestly)

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