Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up to find my house TP'd. I also noticed our entire...

By WhyTheEff - 20/11/2009 23:50 - United States

Today, I woke up to find my house TP'd. I also noticed our entire house was devoid of toilet paper. Someone had broken in just to steal our toilet paper and TP our own house with it. FML

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Today, I came home to find my home had been broken into. Nothing was taken, but all the drains were plugged and the water left blasting on high, with a note that said “enjoy the mess”. FML

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By paywithpoop - 22/06/2014 15:10 - United States

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By why me - 24/10/2017 01:30

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By pillowless - 13/10/2011 14:41 - United States

Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. The items stolen were my PS3, cell phone, laptop, tablets, and for some reason my deodorant and pillowcases as well. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2015 21:24 - United States - San Francisco

Today, the only reason I have toilet paper is because someone decided to teepee my driveway and left an entire roll behind. FML

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By Sarah - 17/08/2012 07:45 - Canada - Penhold

Today, my house got broken into. They just made a mess. I saw a note on the kitchen table that read "There's nothing good here. You have shitty stuff." FML

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By XYZee - 22/08/2012 20:27 - United States - Rockmart

Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2009 10:56 - Australia

Today, my house got robbed, while I was upstairs taking a dump. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2018 14:30 - United States

Today, my house was broken into. I'm really poor and don't have a television or nice clothing, so they just dumped my trash all over the house and stole my one loaf of bread that was supposed to last me for the week. FML

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By flying solo - 28/01/2009 22:35 - United States

Today, my roomate took the toilet paper out of my bathroom. I went into his room to look for it, only to find a large wad of it balled up near his laptop and mouse. FML

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fenfenrocks 0

Saturday 21 November 2009 2:44

I want to meet that person and thank them for the great amusement their actions gave me.

xwhitegirl 0

Saturday 21 November 2009 4:25

Today, I broke into this guy's house, but I wasted my time because I couldn't find anything worth stealing. So I took his toilet paper and TP'd his house. FML

Comments

TheOtherNewest1 6

Saturday 21 November 2009 4:32

Maybe they didn't want the paper trail of a TP purchase? Crafty scum.

alexandraa_fml 0

Saturday 21 November 2009 4:55

wtfomglol

k43L1 0

Saturday 21 November 2009 5:12

So I guess you wanted the person to steal your TV & shit instead right? laugh it off and be grateful you didn't have anything else stolen!!!!!!

aero_fml 0

Saturday 21 November 2009 5:34

Yeah this is freaking awesome, I'd be laughing for weeks

ILIEKGIRLS 5

Saturday 21 November 2009 9:05

non-stop? :/

perdix 29

Saturday 21 November 2009 5:42

Now, your whole family is going to have to go outside with their pants around their ankles and jump around under the trees to have something to wipe with. I hope your neighbor has a video camera and a YouTube account.

Witchcraft_fml 4

Saturday 21 November 2009 7:13

On the bright side, when they're out of toilet paper, they can use pine cones!

perdix 29

Saturday 21 November 2009 21:48

But when they get down to pine cones, the videos have to go to YouPorn or RedTube!

spinarium 2

Saturday 21 November 2009 5:53

LOL this is hilarious

kristidgranger 3

Saturday 21 November 2009 5:53

I am sure u know the person. playing a joke on u bc I don't think anyone would pull a BNE only to steal TP bc of the charges they could face unless they knew u wouldn't charge them!