By Anonymous - 10/11/2010 16:32 - Argentina

Today, I woke up to find my new roommate staring straight at me. She then went on to say, "I love how you sleep," and continued to stare. I live in a residence off campus and I've already changed roommates twice this year. I'm stuck with a person who stares at me sleep for the next two years. FML
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uridea 14

tell her you love how she stares haha

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redbluegreen 40

Lesbians aren't like the Easter bunny; they do exist.

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jamminjylie76 0

Those type of peeps become our new Jeff Dahmer and Ted Bundy

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saxplayer9291 3

I saw a movie that was very similar to that

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simonelli 9

Reminds me of that scene from 'she's the man'! Lol

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fantasyworld 37

I'm wondering why you already went through two roommates.

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Pixiewolfe 46

I wonder why you changed the last two?

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