By Anonymous - 10/11/2010 16:32 - Argentina

Today, I woke up to find my new roommate staring straight at me. She then went on to say, "I love how you sleep," and continued to stare. I live in a residence off campus and I've already changed roommates twice this year. I'm stuck with a person who stares at me sleep for the next two years. FML
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uridea 14

tell her you love how she stares haha

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redbluegreen 40

Lesbians aren't like the Easter bunny; they do exist.

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Iluv2D_fml 0

Put pictures of urself sleeping in her room on her bed and then she will leave you alone :o

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seltrutekili 0

OP, do you notice that the common denominator here is YOU? If you've gone through 3 people this year alone, YOU'RE the bad roommate. Nobody gets "unlucky" EVERY time. She's probably acting that way on purpose to get you to move out because you're AWFUL. :)

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LOLSWAT 0

hey some girls are cute when they sleep. whats the problem?

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restythestar 0

a little woman-on-woman action can never hurt anyone..

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Pocahontas22_fml 0

Do it back to her lol hopefully she will see how weird it is and your problem will be solved :)

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mightymart 5

..."she"? so wheres the problem? you gay?!

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sinnedrebel 0

that's your version of the story, hers starts out dear penthouse.....

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