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By SeriousJoker72 - 11/10/2014 01:17 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I woke up to find that my acne has lined itself beautifully in a perfect 'L' shape in the centre of my forehead. FML

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SeriousJoker72 18

Saturday 11 October 2014 19:09

Hahahahaha! Maybe I'll make that my Halloween costume!

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darwinism 30

Saturday 11 October 2014 12:02

Playing games helps to lift your mood. I suggest "connect the dots". FYL

logic368 8

Saturday 11 October 2014 12:02

At least it's in the right angle for your face...

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cartedor 18

Sunday 12 October 2014 0:55

get lipstick to write O V E, to make it peaceful

YellowKettleBell 31

Sunday 12 October 2014 1:12

convert to islam for a week and go all out with the facial coverings, then dismiss it as your muslim phase.

mosquito19 14

Sunday 12 October 2014 3:29

you might as well connect the dots with a marker.

shaunr40k 20

Sunday 12 October 2014 5:52

pics or it didn't happen

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 12 October 2014 5:57

Easy to cover or you could maybe turn it into a word for fun

LyetaVolk 7

Sunday 12 October 2014 7:14

There was a teen from the UK whose acne spelled out the word 'arse'. At least you didn't have something that bad:) Still sucks, hope it clears up for you.soon.

JKROB 16

Sunday 12 October 2014 8:35

sounds like a smash mouth song

PrettyBlackChick 16

Sunday 12 October 2014 11:30

LUIGI HAS SUMMONED YOU

Itsjustaphase 8

Sunday 12 October 2014 17:11

I'm disappointed there's no picture. :(

Caelophile 8

Sunday 12 October 2014 20:57

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