Health: Today, I woke up to find that my acne has lined itself beautifully...

By SeriousJoker72 - 11/10/2014 01:17 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I woke up to find that my acne has lined itself beautifully in a perfect 'L' shape in the centre of my forehead. FML

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SeriousJoker72 18

Saturday 11 October 2014 19:09

Hahahahaha! Maybe I'll make that my Halloween costume!

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darwinism 30

Saturday 11 October 2014 12:02

Playing games helps to lift your mood. I suggest "connect the dots". FYL

logic368 8

Saturday 11 October 2014 12:02

At least it's in the right angle for your face...

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pancake_viking 9

Monday 13 October 2014 1:11

Now you can can be luigi

vphan6299 8

Monday 13 October 2014 5:06

I think life is trying to send you a message

graceface1031 7

Monday 13 October 2014 6:07

My dad has a scar on his face in an L shape. At least the acne will mostly disappear!

Pyrithium 8

Tuesday 14 October 2014 5:04

She was looking kinda dumb With her finger and her thumb In the shape Of an L On her forhead

drc428 5

Tuesday 14 October 2014 9:24

be happy it wasn't lined up like an F :)

narjle 1

Thursday 16 October 2014 15:36

Lol that could mean anything but mainly stands for LOSER!

AerBear115 15

Friday 17 October 2014 10:31

Rubbing alcohol :)

KittyHawkMarch 29

Friday 7 November 2014 5:54

It's a sign! Seriously though that is the most unfortunate/coincidental thing I've ever heard.

dadoffour 14

Monday 17 August 2015 2:48

A "centre" is not the same as a "center". Learn some grammar.

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