By Anonymous - 12/04/2009 18:11 - United States

Today, I woke up to find The Sims 2 running on pause on my laptop. I unpaused to find my character and my boyfriend's were no longer together. Slightly confused, I went on to find the note my boyfriend left. It said, "I hope you can take a hint." I got dumped through a computer game. FML
I agree, your life sucks 90 459
You deserved it 5 845

Same thing different taste

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meetmeinhell 0

wow hes clever, i envy that. i hate break ups so what ever people can do to make them less stressful helps, cuz that hilarious, lmao

savy_77 0

That was rude. You don't need him

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well that might be extremely insensitive. but the guy is funny...

As hard as it is to break up with someone, a person shoud have the decency to do it to your face. Indirect break ups are pussy moves and they really suck. At least you have a good story to tell though, once you get over the pain of the break up.

CeeCee_fml 16

#101-You obviously never played the game before because you will/can do things in that game that you will never/can't do in real life. I can't have a gypsy come by and give me a magic lamp, I can't make lobster, I will never own a business, if I do go on a vacation I can never meet Bigfoot, I can't live in medieval times, my skin tone/looks/clothes/money will always matter when it comes to relationships, I will never sleep with over thirty men and women, I will never be abducted by aliens, I can never grow a plant sim, I can never become a werewolf or vampire or zombie or witch much less meet them, I will never skip out on a bill, I will never be able to create a robot that caters to my every whim, I can't be a criminal mastermind/super hero, and I can't lock people I despise in houses with no doors and let them starve, put them in a pool with no ladder so they can drown, or feed them to a cowplant. Before you knock a game, actually know whats in it. Also, you might as well tell any hardcore fan of a game where you sit on your ass to play to get some exercise. Also, why do people think Sims is the only game she plays? I play Sims, Call of Duty 4, Gears of War 1 and 2, Left 4 Dead, Grand Theft Auto 4, Dance Dance Revolution, Nintendo 64 games like Conkers Bad Fur Day and Super Smash brothers, and I am renting Mass Effect, Halo 3, and Fallout 3 from Gamefly. Just because she plays the Sims it doesn't she doesn't play the "better" games. Get over yourselves.

thats even worse than a text message breakup

bwbabe09 0

What a pigheaded jerk! you can do so much better than that! everybody deserves better than that.

bwbabe09 0

one more thing, I read some of the comments above, and don't listen to those people. If you want to play a video game, do it, if you want to not play one, then don't do it. Only losers get online and talk crap about what video games other people play. And I don't think it's weird that you had him as a character. He was a part of your life in every aspect. If you wouldn't have included him in the game he might have made a big jealous deal about it. People judge everything. Don't let it bother you. You'll find someone more mature :)

wow what a douche. i think people are trying to think of mean ways to break up with people. but sims is a good way to get your mind off of things :D

morgan_5230 0

Make his Sim character cook or something, so *hopefully* the character will set himself on fire. then YOU write him a note and say "I hope you can take a hint." :)

Similar thing happened to me but it was my boyfriends game and I decided to get on and play while he was gone. He made us two living together but I was in a maid costume and my mom and him were upstairs " woohooing" by his command. When he got home I asked him and he thought I got the message too.

In response to #10: Or, put his character in a pool with only a diving board and no ladder, so he can get in but can't get out. Surround the pool with a grove of trees and ovens/stoves, and make sure he turns them all on before getting in the pool.