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By Moeswifey - 24/10/2010 17:11 - United States

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend making breakfast. I thought he was making it for me, so I sat at the table. When he walked over with his plate, he said, "Oh, I didn't know you were here!" I'd slept in the same bed with him last night. FML

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By D Flower - 18/09/2021 13:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend making the bed, at 2 AM. And he wasn't so much making the bed as he was holding a pillow while lost in thought, looking at me. FML

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By ohfantastic - 25/01/2009 02:47 - United States

Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML

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By still hungry - 21/04/2012 13:04 - United States - Chicago

Today, my boyfriend said he was going to give me breakfast in bed before he left. He walked over, threw some granola bars on the bed next to me and left. FML

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By AprilFlowers - 01/12/2009 17:15 - United States

Today, I woke up early and made my boyfriend french toast. When he woke up, he yelled at me because it was his dish day and I was creating more dishes for him to do. He made me do the dishes. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/07/2021 20:01 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I was woken up by the sound of someone in my room. I started freaking out, thinking someone had broken in, so I kicked them, only to realise it was my boyfriend coming back from the toilet. I'd forgotten he was staying over. FML

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By breeeeeh - 21/06/2013 22:18 - France - Brou-sur-chantereine

Today, I woke up to a stranger in my bed. Just as my parents responded to my screaming, I remembered that I'd helped my boyfriend sneak in through my window last night. FML

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By ohmygoodness - 02/03/2009 21:51 - United States

Today, I woke up at my boyfriend's place with grumbling stomach pains. I left him in bed to go have explosive diarreah in the bathroom next to his room. When I was done, I came back to bed and snuggled in next to his sleeping form and he rolled over to whisper, "I heard everthing." FML

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By SoVeryMonday - 30/11/2009 18:01 - Canada

Today, we rearranged the bedroom and my boyfriend and I switched sides of the bed. When the alarm went off, he got confused as to which side the clock was on. Instead of hitting the snooze button like he normally does, he hit me in the face. FML

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By k.love - 22/06/2010 12:59 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment to surprise him with breakfast only to find that his other girlfriend had beat me to it. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2012 14:49 - United States

Today, I discovered that I sometimes talk in my sleep. After spending an amazing, perfectly romantic night with my boyfriend, I woke up to him telling me to leave. I have no idea what I could have said. He still won't talk to me. FML

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zetteymonsterxo 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 23:57

maybe he meant he didnt know you were in the kitchen with him?

sallen0046 4

Monday 25 October 2010 1:32

Why would you assume he was making breakfast for you when there was only one plate? Next time, open your mouth and say hello before sitting down to be fed as though he were your servant.

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kaitlyn3xo 0

Monday 25 October 2010 17:59

he didn't know you were out of bed and at the table, obviously

imright24 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 14:10

I'm sure he meant at the table, thinking you were still in bed. FHL for having a girlfriend that looks for things to be bitchy about.

fearfulsymmetry 1

Tuesday 26 October 2010 18:35

I second #113, he probably meant at the table because he thought you were still sleeping. Good job at overreacting, I sense this would be a great relationship. oh and YDI for expecting him to serve you.

Mikki4321 0

Saturday 27 November 2010 16:15

I'm sorry, but when you have your partner over (if you have one) and he/she is cooking dinner, you expect them to cook for you too, right? That's just common sense. It's part of being in a relationship. The same goes for breakfast.

the4starr 3

Wednesday 27 October 2010 14:28

maybe he meant "here" as in in the kitchen..?

WillyThaKid 0

Friday 29 October 2010 6:39

He was probably pissed because he had to do your job... WOMAN!!... zing

WillyThaKid 0

Friday 29 October 2010 6:41

High Five!!!

rmeyer6 0

Wednesday 8 June 2011 13:54

honestly, is your life soooooo bad you actually thought this qualified as an fml?

sammyjo06 14

Wednesday 9 April 2014 4:21

I don't know why everyone seems to think the poster is a bitch just for assuming that if her boyfriend was making breakfast, he was making it for both of them. It doesn't matter what gender you are; if your bf/gf is staying over at your house, you're supposed to provide for them the same food you're eating for meals. It's rude to cook just for yourself.