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Same thing different taste
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Sounds like a keeper
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Cooked
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Well, at least he kept his promise...
At least he cares…
Congratulations on your first comment.... No seriously you can check!
^ Lol wow didn't notice
'I want that breakfast in bed, That bacon and eggs, With that orange juice on the siiiide' Sorry you missed that breakfast of champions.
I wish someone brought me granola bars in the morning.
I like eating some granola bars. They taste very yummy.
*I *You *should *be *somewhat I'm not usually that guy, but if you're not going to make an effort to spell fully and correctly, then this site isn't for you. There are grammar Nazis on the prowl, and they're looking for people like you to scratch their correcting itch. Please, for your own sake, make an effort.
36- I meant how many comments that user has ever posted for example I have posted 37.. Get it??
23- lmao stalker much?
A daily serving of fiber is nothing to be upset about. You should be thankful he considers all of your innards rather than just one or two of them.. O.0
Granola bars would fill me up for hours, I have a rather small appetite. If I did exercise I'd be pretty skinny, but I'm lazy, so I'm fat :-p lol
I don't hate you because you're fat, you're fat because I hate you.
Ha, it's funny because she's f- ...That's a bit harsh. I mean to say flamingo food.
That's his idea of a breakfast served to his girlfriend???
It would seem so. I'm sure putting a piece of toast on wouldn't of been that hard for him.
At least he didn't try to give her extra protein, straight from the source.
Yeap! And tomorrow, he's going to cook dinner via ordering a takeaway ;D
And scrambled eggs no doubt.
40- thanks for killing the joke...
Green eggs and ham all the way.
I do not like them with a fox.
Hes lazy.
You don't say?
64-That was flawless. The situation and the delivery (with your profile pic as help) a definite 10. Well done, sir. Well done indeed.
My iPod refuses to add apostrophes sometimes or puts them in when I don't need them, just like my android phone. Woopee.
That's no excuse. I'm using an Android phone and I never have issues with apostophes. ''u'' (Apostrophe face supports apostrophes.)
Better than crotch sausage
If you know what I mean...
That's not a reason to dump someone.
Mmm, granola bars!
How nutty!
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Well, at least he kept his promise...
I guess you wanted sausage