By annoyedgf - 11/07/2015 12:44

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend standing at the end of the bed staring at a large wet spot. Boy do I know how to pick 'em! FML
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oathkeeper99 31

I'm confused as to what caused the wet spot, was it amorous activities the night before or did he piss the bed?

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Ms_ValS 27

I'm pretty sure there's a return policy on your man child of a boyfriend. Flip him over and check.

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oathkeeper99 31

I'm confused as to what caused the wet spot, was it amorous activities the night before or did he piss the bed?

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imapartypooper 15

It could have been a wet dream. Might as well give him the benefit of the doubt.

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joe3_fml 15

I don't think op would be complaining about a wet spot from their love making.

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RedPillSucks 31

@27th could be a wet spot from autoeroticism

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False_Stupidity 41

Based on the fact that the BF was standing at the end of the bed, it sounds to me like he intentionally pissed on the bed.

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MandieL 27

Or he was sleepwalking and thought he was at the toilet.

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Nailpolishaholic 20

It was an accident, he must have been embarrassed himself.

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NicoleP1993 29

I really hope that it was a drunk accident OP, bedwetters are not sexy..

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dragkyre 4

Just like you were a drunk accident you insensitive ahole

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hkhan24 23

Dump him! nah just kidding, accidents happen. Having said that he should have to clean it up himself at the very least.

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