Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up to my boyfriend standing at the end of the bed...

By annoyedgf - 11/07/2015 12:44

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend standing at the end of the bed staring at a large wet spot. Boy do I know how to pick 'em! FML

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You deserved it 3 373

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2016 07:45

Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom and proudly showed me how far back he could stand from the toilet while he peed. Unfortunately, he got distracted and peed all over the floor I had mopped just an hour before. FML

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You deserved it 1 238

By anti-peecleaner - 22/11/2010 22:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 448

You deserved it 5 235

By Embarassed - 10/09/2009 05:32 - Canada

Today, I got out of bed and went to the bathroom. At least, I thought I did, until I woke up to my pants, sheets, and boyfriend all soaking wet. FML

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You deserved it 8 129

By Anonymous - 02/02/2011 21:47 - United States

Today, I woke up from my honeymoon to discover the love of my life is a bed wetter. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 696

You deserved it 9 445

By mmvv - 08/02/2010 05:41 - United States

Today, I found out the hard way that my boyfriend occasionally wets the bed. He's 25 and we're moving in together next month. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 428

You deserved it 3 849

By TooShortToCleanThat - 20/03/2015 03:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to show off one of his favorite skills: Peeing on my ceiling. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 460

You deserved it 3 752

By gp28 - 18/02/2010 20:08 - United States

Today, I woke up to hear my boyfriend drunkenly crashing around in the living room, after peeing in an ashtray because he thought it was a urinal. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 930

You deserved it 4 011

By Qwerty - 28/06/2011 16:10 - Australia

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 993

You deserved it 5 285

By Pissy - 23/05/2019 06:05

Today, I thought my boyfriend wanted to be romantic by pouring a bath, getting in then calling me in. As I get comfortable, he stands up and gets out. At the same time, I notice yellow water. He'd pissed in the tub for a joke. FML

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You deserved it 232

Hot and humid

By drooler - 06/08/2009 02:23 - United States

Today, I was watching a movie with my new boyfriend. I got tired so I thought it would be cute to fall asleep on him. He woke me up and said, "You got me wet." Thinking it was a joke, I said smoothly, "That's what she said!" He replied "No, really." I looked down, I'd drooled all over his shirt. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 315

You deserved it 40 790

Scotth901 22

Sunday 12 July 2015 12:58

Urine big trouble now...

oathkeeper99 31

Sunday 12 July 2015 12:58

I'm confused as to what caused the wet spot, was it amorous activities the night before or did he piss the bed?

Comments

Sandsh8rk 36

Sunday 12 July 2015 13:29

I guess he forgot to wear his GoodNights to bed.

frerik 9

Sunday 12 July 2015 13:30

you sound like an ass op, accidents happen

Emma1562 35

Sunday 12 July 2015 15:07

Ikr sometimes you have those dreams where they really seem like you're going up and going to the restroom and don't wake up, or then those stupid ones that make no sense and you end up peeing in the corner in a school classroom! Lol my dreams are weird when I was in elementary school! Most of mine ended in elementary school

MandieL 27

Monday 13 July 2015 6:49

Many pregnant women will pee themselves too, sleepwalkers as well. I had a dream about 10 years ago and peed in the bed with my bf in it. I was super embarrassed and owned up to it right away, but he was cool with it and helped me clean it up. This is the man I married :) accidents happen OP, get over it and don't make him feel any worse about it then he already does.

0h_Boy 26

Sunday 12 July 2015 13:40

How do you know he made it?

xSavaqee 12

Sunday 12 July 2015 13:53

Hey, at least it wasn't like the movie paranormal activity.

Steve_Dudley_UK 10

Sunday 12 July 2015 14:01

You say you can pick but you shouldn't pick large spots whether wet or not. Put on cream and cover if possible otherwise could leave a scar.

leogachi 15

Sunday 12 July 2015 14:59

What?

slyde32 12

Sunday 12 July 2015 16:25

I'm with you 24, what's this guy in about?

RedPillSucks 31

Sunday 12 July 2015 16:59

play on words. pick them like you pick a scan.

Clapdaddy 16

Sunday 12 July 2015 14:08

Just make him clean it up and have him sleep on the couch until you trust him not to do it again. Lol

imapartypooper 15

Sunday 12 July 2015 14:12

Why are people assuming that it is urine? OP shouldn't assume that either. He could have had a wet dream. If that is the case then it is uncontrollable and may still happen after sex (if they did it).

leogachi 15

Sunday 12 July 2015 15:02

Wetting the bed is also an accident, so really the boyfriend shouldn't be blamed for anything. (Just in case anyone thinks it is: this isn't sarcasm.)