Traumatizing*

i don't see why OP didn't say something along the lines of it "being for grown ups only" or "you will know when you grow up like mommy and daddy."

He could just pretend it's a rocket!! Which is definitely fun for the whole family!

Until he says to his friends at school "Santa got me a sex toy for Christmas..."

Or even worse, "mommy."

Or you know, tell the truth. Lying to your kids never ends well. They eventually find out the real definition and won't have the same trust. Op's kid is only 6 so I would suggest just saying "it's for adults, I will tell you when you're older". Simple.

#79, I don't think telling a kid it's an adults game is exactly a lie. I mean it's not a game per say, but you can make it a game, and it is for adults.

I think a flesh-light would at least be gender appropriate. And don't ask how I know what that is.

Because a fleshlight has a pocket for Legos and could help him see in the dark! ....Right? We'll just have to hope Dad doesn't mistake it for his own fleshlight later.

Yea, because if it hurts to walk on legos, imagine how it would feel if they were in the fleshlight

Everybody over 18 knows what a flash light is. Why would anyone ask how you know what that is?

everyone ever knows what a flash light is, no one younger than 18 should know what a flesh light is

"I think a flesh-light would at least be gender appropriate." Unless he likes it up the butt. There IS that possibility he'll wind up swinging that way in the future.