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By leftwardfoil - 19/08/2011 06:32 - United States

Spicy
Today, I woke up to my roommate sniffing my underwear. He said he was checking if they were clean, so he could borrow them later. Which may have been reasonable, if I weren't still sleeping in them. FML
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ang3lacupcak3 0

scratch and sniff. ;)

221 8
narf887 4

at least he wasn't trying to taste the rainbow

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bingababe 16

What gave it away?

22 4
LaughinStock 16

WILSON!!!! there u are was wondering where you went after the crash and all :)

10 2
zobara 29

Well, it's an excuse... Maybe it's true :-)

13 2
Xx_Dakota_xX 1

It's underwear not panties also to add on they are guys not girls

11 0
IndiRae 9

Not that ******* word! I hate that word. Plus I don't think OP, the guy, was wearing....'panties'

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rein 8

go commando for the rest of the year.

42 2
HahaYDI 0

Might not be the best idea with this roommate.

20 0
properbostonian 5

Or the best idea of both of their lives!

7 1
manic_maniac11 13

Im thinking its time to switch roommates...

14 2
MrsFrenchToast 0

Even if you hadn't been wearing them, your roommate sniffing your underwear so he can wear them later should never and I mean NEVER be classified as reasonable.....yuck

41 3
negb 30

Agreed. Wondered why nobody said it before.

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Sunny_Eclipse 6

Yeah dude, I think he was trying to get a whiff of your dick. And what's up with all these disgusting roommate FMLs? I love 'em!

33 1
dudeitsdanny 9

I'm 12 and what is this? Seriously, get a chastity belt, make it harder for him to molest you.

27 5
Sunny_Eclipse 6

12?! But that picture...! Never mind. Good idea.

14 4