Intimacy: Today, I woke up to my roommate sniffing my underwear. He said...

By leftwardfoil - 19/08/2011 06:32 - United States

Today, I woke up to my roommate sniffing my underwear. He said he was checking if they were clean, so he could borrow them later. Which may have been reasonable, if I weren't still sleeping in them. FML

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By socreepedouticanteven - 27/10/2014 00:05 - United States - Procious

Today, there was a laundry basket of my clothes sitting in my room. My dad asked me if they were clean or not. When I said I didn't know, he picked up a piece of my clothing, sniffed it, and said it smelled fine. That piece of clothing just so happened to be my underwear. FML

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By anon - 22/05/2015 02:22 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, I found out that my flatmate wears my underwear. FML

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Gross

By Noname - 02/03/2009 21:35 - United States

Today, I noticed some of my things in my slob of a roommate's piles of clothes. I found six pairs of my underwear that had gone missing. Turns out she hasn't done laundry recently so my underwear drawer was her own personal Victoria's Secret. I hadn't even worn a pair yet. All six were stained. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2018 06:00

Today, I found out my roommate has been using my bed for months because he didn't want his sheets to "smell like gay sex" when his mom washed them. FML

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By anonymous - 22/02/2010 18:11 - Canada

Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML

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By potpurri_needed - 10/06/2009 17:37 - United States

Today, I was doing the laundry but couldn't tell if one basket contained dirty clothes or clean clothes. I put my head down into the basket and took a whiff to check, and smelled something strong. I looked down and noticed I had shoved my nose into my mother's dirty panties and inhaled deeply. FML

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By WHOO HOO AIDS - 01/06/2013 18:52 - Poland - Warsaw

Today, I realised half my underpants were missing. In related news, my slob of a housemate hasn't washed hers in several weeks, and has been stealing mine. FML

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Not so normal, no

By grossedoutgirlfriend - 04/10/2019 14:00

Today, I came home from work to see a pair of panties I hadn't worn lying on the floor. I picked them up and they were all crunchy. It turns out that while I'm away, my boyfriend uses my underwear as a vessel for his semen. He claims this is normal. FML

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Smell good

By Anonymous - 02/12/2019 19:00 - Australia

Today, I was doing the laundry and changing the bed sheets. I found most of my underwear under my step daughters bed, when I asked her, she said that she liked the way they smelled. FML

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By Angry - 04/08/2009 20:21 - United States

Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML

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Friday 19 August 2011 12:08

scratch and sniff. ;)

narf887 4

Friday 19 August 2011 12:11

at least he wasn't trying to taste the rainbow

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AjsMommy7204 6

Friday 19 August 2011 15:14

Ok Thats Just Plain Gross.. Why Are You Sharing Underwear and God Knows What Else.. With Your Roommate.. Umm Yall Need Therapy... Ewwwwws

dennis96411 12

Friday 19 August 2011 17:16

You need therapy in writing sentences without capitalizing every single word.

jose1760 1

Friday 19 August 2011 15:16

Did you take them off and let him barrow them?

guitgod1 11

Friday 19 August 2011 15:17

...it made the rest of the funeral really awkward

MegaBear 0

Friday 19 August 2011 15:20

brown noser!

gigglingalways 6

Friday 19 August 2011 15:26

Nothing about that sounds reasonable.

Cd870412 0

Friday 19 August 2011 15:42

weird on All sorts of levels lmao

Medic3 4

Friday 19 August 2011 15:45

It's a Jersey thing. It's not--it's just a Jersey thing!

k1ngd1ck 0

Friday 19 August 2011 15:51

The panty man can because he mixed it with love n makes the world taste good!!!

k1ngd1ck 0

Friday 19 August 2011 15:53

The panty man can because he mixes it with love and makes the world taste good!!!

properbostonian 5

Friday 19 August 2011 15:55

Just take them off and give them to him... I'm sure he'll forget all about wearing your boxers and will like what he finds instead

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