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By leftwardfoil - 19/08/2011 06:32 - United States

Today, I woke up to my roommate sniffing my underwear. He said he was checking if they were clean, so he could borrow them later. Which may have been reasonable, if I weren't still sleeping in them. FML

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Friday 19 August 2011 12:08

scratch and sniff. ;)

narf887 4

Friday 19 August 2011 12:11

at least he wasn't trying to taste the rainbow

Comments

lmaoatall 6

Friday 19 August 2011 14:19

Fart in his face, if he likes it, time to find a new roommate.

toqui 3

Friday 19 August 2011 14:20

That's gay bro!

h0ward076 0

Friday 19 August 2011 14:23

that is why we stop finding roommates on Craig's List..

devans00 14

Friday 19 August 2011 14:49

It's reasonable for your roommate to borrow your undies? Clean or not that is damn gross.

divadro102 16

Friday 19 August 2011 14:55

Probably just checking where you've been

jello17 0

Friday 19 August 2011 14:58

WTF...how would it be reasonable if he was sniffing them to check if they were clean if you were not wearing them? I don't think underwear is something people should be borrowing,especially roommates.