By earthlyscum - 19/05/2015 02:27 - United States - Tinley Park

Today, I woke up to my roommates "pet" snake casually lying in bed with me. I then got yelled at for screaming and scaring the snake. Apparently, it's my fault that it bit my chin. FML
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earthlyscum 19

**** that, I'll eat the damn thing first

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_Peppermint_ 34

How else were you supposed to react? It's a f@#king snake!

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MrDonSalvetti 27

YDI for having such a delicious looking chin! ;)

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BenjiX_fml 13

This should have way more upvotes than it does.

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rocker_chick23 27

I am shocked at how many idiots on here actually believe that stupid urban legend. If it was true, you would have seen them do it on TV or on the internet.

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caitch87 13

Err... if a snake is lying next to you straight like that it's measuring you up to see if it can eat you...

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Mothself 15

Not true, that got debunked years ago. If snakes measured their food they'd never eat. Mice don't exactly stick around to get measured.

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Mothself 15

Dear OP! I'm sorry you got such a fright, your roommate should really keep their snake put in a more secure tank. I'm also sorry you got bit, that's honestly rather unusual. I keep a pet snake myself and she's never bitten me or anyone, even when spooked. I'm sorry for the scare, and for your idiot roommate. I hope you and the snake are both okay!

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Chiharo 15

maybe the snake wanted to give you a wake up kiss.

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Vitotaylor36 13

Of course it's your fault! Jeez can't a snake get a little respect???

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writerchic85 25

Your roommate doesn't know much about snakes either because they are deaf so you yelling at it wouldn't have bothered it. It was probably the quick movement. Also they need to learn how to properly latch a snake cage.

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