Animals: Today, I woke up to my roommates "pet" snake casually lying in... - FML

By earthlyscum - 19/05/2015 02:27 - United States - Tinley Park

Today, I woke up to my roommates "pet" snake casually lying in bed with me. I then got yelled at for screaming and scaring the snake. Apparently, it's my fault that it bit my chin. FML

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earthlyscum 19

Tuesday 19 May 2015 22:10

**** that, I'll eat the damn thing first

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_Peppermint_ 34

Tuesday 19 May 2015 16:42

How else were you supposed to react? It's a f@#king snake!

MrDonSalvetti 27

Tuesday 19 May 2015 16:42

YDI for having such a delicious looking chin! ;)

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amberdea404 28

Thursday 22 October 2015 6:52

Snakes could be good pets if trained and treated properly

peithecelt 28

Wednesday 13 June 2018 11:59

okay, so I do have a pet snake, and he has gotten out once (in almost a decade)... so freaking out probably scared him, so yeah, you probably "caused" the bite... but what kind of ******* ass hat pet owner doesn't recognize that if their pet is out of their control, the responsibility for damage that is caused, ultimately falls to them. that really sucks.

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