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By The Christmas Grinch - 18/11/2010 22:33 - Canada

Today, I woke up to my yard covered in snow, Christmas music playing loudly, and my noisy, obnoxious aunt and her three year old twin daughters playing and screaming. They're going to be living with us until after the winter holidays. It's only November 18th. FML

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By Looking4AnApartment - 16/02/2021 15:30 - United States - Bellmore

Today, it's the third day in a row my roommate has woken me up with blasting music, after keeping me up late listening to him screaming into his Xbox headset. His kids ate the last of my food. I can't even take a shit without one of them barging in. His whole fucking family is a walking condom commercial. FML

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KingDingALing 9

Friday 19 November 2010 2:15

Simple solution: Play loud heavy metal music such as Metallica, System Of A Down, Slipknot, or whatever comes to your mind and just crank it up! They'll get annoyed and leave. Or just run around the house naked screaming "SUCK ME OFF!! WOOO!"

Judus_beej 0

Friday 19 November 2010 2:02

awesome!!!!! you are so lucky! we started listening to Christmas music in oct and the tree (without decorations) has been up or a few weeks. I f$@&in love christmas!

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CrazyManNo9 29

Friday 19 November 2010 2:53

OP= Scrooge!

jakeisawake 3

Friday 19 November 2010 3:24

Dude, what the hell? I have The Chipmunks Christmas in my car cd player right now. Christmas is the best holiday (hence why it's last). Don't be a bitch because other people are excited about it. Bake some cookies, help with Christmas lights, hang an ornament or two, and enjoy the holidays with your family.

jakeisawake 3

Friday 19 November 2010 3:41

Dude, because those ******* chipmunks are bad ass. That's how.

Syrael 0

Friday 19 November 2010 7:26

the chipmunks Are totaly lame xD

jal10a 1

Friday 19 November 2010 7:53

The chipmunks go hard!!!! Naw i'm playin but it's cute just to listen to their variation of the song.

Karma495 0

Friday 19 November 2010 13:47

lshtidmt xD chipmunks if I had that playing in my car I would go crazy

QWERTYCommander 5

Friday 19 November 2010 3:36

OP, I recommend you blast this out your window: http : // w w w . youtube . com/watch?v=N3RJ6DoB1c0 I'm no scrooge, but I like to think about Christmas when it's well into December, not November 18th!