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Do the Truffle Shuffle!
The what??!!♥
WOO HOO hahaha
Goonies FTW
just got the app watcha gays mean by OP
Obstreperous Prosthesis
Ornamental Pompadours
Obtrusive Petunias
original poster
I flashed my class once.. then my teache confiscated my flashlight! Then I woke up! Then I was mauled by a flock of polar bears! then I was shot by an Eskimo, who raped a evil chicken instantly, killing me dead! then I went up to heaven, chilled with god, till Satan came up n started a war, killing Jesus to death! god was so pissed he killed satan! this caused all those a holes in hell to come up to heaven. this annoyed god, so he created a mew Satan, but he wasn't scary enough, so he gave him a mask and a Santa hat, and he turned people to stone and married medusa, and they all lives happily ever after! the end(:
I hope 62 gets hit by a car.
Boopity, if I did, I'd have put it in the story! Common sense, my friend!
As an omnicient being I can, did, and will put past, present, and future in my stories, so Ican assure you it will happen. Also, refer to my name and realize just one of many reasons for such a post. By the way, the leprechauns are coming!
Um, oregano posture, duh! Those saying original poster obviously misheard
OP stands for Ostentatious Partygoer. Don't let them fool you.
was the class called "fit to strip"
everybody is wrong. what op really stands for is 'outstanding pedophile'.
boooring. It's good you chilled with God though. You should've invited Satan too. :)
I'm kind of feeling sorry for the newb right now. she/he just asked a simple and understandable question and she/he gets answers like 'orange prostate' 'orgasmic pain' and 'overly psychotic'.... oh well, ask Chacha.
not wearing a bra today were we?
don't listen to them, OP stands for opossum preserves.
go type in OP at urbandictionary.com
name fail much.
haha nice, I like dat
like
is there a way to "like" this reply? xD
that sucks! fyl
especially if ur the teacher
haha 74
I've done that! hahah
pics or it didn't happen.
is it a boy or a girl?
^lol agreed
lol nah i think its a guy woth huuge breasts named Amanda :P
You are all stupid... It's A-Man-Duh!
lol I would say o.O WIN!!! but I hate people who do that =D have a nice day
lmao people crack me up
It's A Man, Duh.
lol
that blows..
yes, yes it does.
how many pervs are here do you think are going to be looking up Amanda Ross on facebook now?
are=on. my bad
I thought you lived on the moon?
#17 yeah right. 1/2 the guys on fml are pedos just looking to stalk all the teenie boppers on here. the other 1/2 of us are just here for sh!ts and giggles.
Good idea 5.
now you all know my plan! ahhhhhhh my life us ruined...
I had a quick peep on facebook. There are over 500 Amanda Ross', good luck finding her haha.
I did!!!!
I am here for the shit. No giggles for me, thank you.
OMG 115 it's Carlos!!!!!!!!!!! =) love that movie=)
I thought he looked like a Carlos...
I did it after I read your comment, and found a bunch of 1/2 nude pics thanks breh.
She lives in Maryland, use that to narrow the search down! Haha
Didn't think of that
At least your fml isn't saying that everyone said ewww
inb4 pics or it didn't happen
AGREED!!!! :)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH tht sux
why didn't you wear a cami under a thin shirt. I say ydi
or grab your undershirt as you pull the hoodie off
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how many pervs are here do you think are going to be looking up Amanda Ross on facebook now?
how big are your boobs?