By MisUnFortunate - 16/12/2014 18:42 - United States - Stevenson

Today, I woke up to the lovely sounds of goats having escaped their pen and climbed onto the roof. Again. FML
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MisUnFortunate 31

Hi, I posted this FML. So the goats have escaped their pen and climbed onto the shed roof, don't ask me how because I have no idea. They also attack the watchdog we got specifically to watch them. Poor guy. If my mom didn't like having goats so much I'd have already sacrificed them to Satan, believe me.

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aruden 25

Sounds like a problem that really shouldn't happen often.

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Exodiafinder687 58

Stupid goats must have misheard me. I told them to "raise the roof" not "graze the roof."

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Exodiafinder687 58

Okay, that's Bridget, all right? She has a problem with retardation, but she's full of love.

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katydid91 31

That was literally the first thought that ran through my mind when I read this FML.

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hamrtym 15

Are you breeding military war goats or something? If you are, save me one!

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alexaramayo 6

There must be salt deposits up there. They crave that mineral.

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Brandi_Faith 33

Tryouts for Santa's sleigh. They figured Rudolph was accepted even with his red nose so equality and acceptance for goats shouldn't be that far off.

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aswethinkweiz 20

Unless you live in a hobbit hole, I don't see how that can happen lol

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Ashd09 30

Goats are great climbers and can use very small surfaces to jump around. My pygmies (none stand taller than my knee) have no trouble getting on the roof of the barn and I've found them in trees before too

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