By MisUnFortunate - 16/12/2014 18:42 - United States - Stevenson

Today, I woke up to the lovely sounds of goats having escaped their pen and climbed onto the roof. Again. FML
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MisUnFortunate 31

Hi, I posted this FML. So the goats have escaped their pen and climbed onto the shed roof, don't ask me how because I have no idea. They also attack the watchdog we got specifically to watch them. Poor guy. If my mom didn't like having goats so much I'd have already sacrificed them to Satan, believe me.

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wanted_2_want 40

Time for a nice BBQ. That'll teach them. LOL

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anklespank 3

what the **** did i just read?

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cheesebond 29

Have you seen 1000 ways to die in the west? His sheep get stuck on the roof, it's hilarious

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bryce0110 23

Goat simulator is real Guys. It's a simulator, that means it's real. This is proof. They are coming for us.

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Ethan_Blevins 12

Again? Sounds like you have some interesting goats.

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amazinghermit 14

They need to meet my sheep who also like high places. We could make a base jump team.

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MisUnFortunate 31

Yeah well at this point I'm craving a goat steak tbh I hate those goats they are k things on purpose and eat the garden and head butt our dog and obviously climb on the roof.

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skyjayq 10

lol again that made me laugh follow up! because I want to know how

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MisUnFortunate 31

Goats are good climbers. But our house is on a hill and the roof of the shed is low enough for them to jump on to. Also they use their goat powers to be assholes and wake me up at 7 AM

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vintageart1994 16

Well that's something new lol

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joyboy390 12

After the first time there wouldve been one less goat. After the second id have been eating veal for a while lol.

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