By Username - 25/11/2011 16:15 - United States

Today, I woke up to the smell of bacon. It smelled so good, and made me very hungry. Then I realized it was my neighbor cooking. I have no money or bacon. FML
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Glitterhinoceros 14

No bacon????? This was so intense it almost made me cry... I mean, who cares about money when you can have bacon :(

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Comments

poo12face 0

Kangaroo is the best meat! I eat it barbequed every night in summer :-)

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SkardeyKat 3

Mmmmmm... Bacon. *Homer drool*

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1_2_Woot_Woot 0

Damn just go kill yourself life with no money for bacon what's this world come to

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iseah1412 0

If u have no money or bacon maybe u shouldn't be having time to posting on fml

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5t3ff1k4h 44

What's that got to do with anything? Maybe they have a job but they owed too much and had to pay it off. Maybe something unexpected came up. Stop assuming they're a fat, lazy bastard who does nothing but play videogames all day.

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ILpalmtree 0

I think its worth going to jail for stealing bacon from ur neighbors

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BaconBoy75 2

How truly sad. No bacon for the holidays? :'(

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toriori57 0

Omg my friend wakes up to the smell of bacon too hahaha I never thought anyone was lik tht

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silverhelms 5

Good thing you had an iPhone to post this fml even though your "broke"

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5t3ff1k4h 44

There's this lovely thing called the internet, which can be used on the newly invented computer. Just because they're broke this month doesn't mean they're broke every other month... they could have easily bought a computer and internet service long ago. Funny... it's close to Christmas. People are going to be broke because of Christmas shopping... didn't think of that, did you?

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