By Username - 25/11/2011 16:15 - United States

Today, I woke up to the smell of bacon. It smelled so good, and made me very hungry. Then I realized it was my neighbor cooking. I have no money or bacon. FML
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Glitterhinoceros 14

No bacon????? This was so intense it almost made me cry... I mean, who cares about money when you can have bacon :(

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brewedinTEXAsS96 0

You always have money for bacon!!

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Savra_fml 17

[VINCENT] You want some bacon? [JULES] No, man, I don't eat pork. [VINCENT] Are you Jewish ? [JULES] No, I ain't Jewish, i just don't dig on swine, that's all. [VINCENT] Why not? [JULES] Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals. [VINCENT] But bacon tastes good, pork chops taste good... FYL OP!

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SkardeyKat 3

When I read that I heard Samuel L Jackson's voice in my head. Lol.

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dsypher 0

Epic meal time would hate you for your Bacon Fail

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FlyingWhisps 5

Rob a bank, get your own bacon. Tonight, you feast like a King!

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bigbadtim 7

Life without bacon is not worth living.

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QueenMichael 16

Man, poor soul. I had some bacon yesterday, and in fact I eat bacon most days. And you don't have any? Poor, unfortunate soul.

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5t3ff1k4h 44

^ Hey asshole, no one said how much this person ate in a day. For all you know, they could be perfectly healthy and in good shape. It's how MUCH of the "treats" you eat, not how often.

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theonlysweetpea 10

Dang that's harsh. I'm eating bacon now. FYL OP

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TalkinSmack 6

Trade him a bj for some breakfast... Mutual WIN!

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