Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up with a skull-splitting headache. I braved the...

By Xpload - 29/01/2014 18:26 - United States - Lake Orion

Today, I woke up with a skull-splitting headache. I braved the wind and freezing temperatures to get to work. Today is also the day my boss thought it would be cute to let the elementary school band play at our office. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/02/2023 22:00 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I came home from work early due to a massive headache. A half hour later, the jackhammering started. FML

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Asshat

By Anonymous - 04/05/2023 06:00 - United States

Today, I woke up with a sore throat and a stuffy nose. As my boss is an asshat who hates allowing sick leave, I thought I could power through it, but halfway through my workday I sneezed so hard that I threw my back out. I had to go home early and now I can't move without pain. FML

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By oww - 05/09/2015 01:25 - United States - Tekonsha

Today, I came to work with a huge hangover after a night out. I work as a marching band director, and guess who I had to conduct a sectional with? That's right, percussion. My head still hasn't stopped throbbing. FML

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By potatohead - 01/11/2017 18:00

Today, I had a nasty headache so I tried to take a nap. Unfortunately, my college had a homecoming parade a block away from where I live. I never knew our marching band sounded that awful. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2015 13:37 - United States - Palmer

Today, my boss forced me to come into work despite having a bad cold. While waiting a table, I violently sneezed and sprayed a child's face with snot. His dad got so pissed that my boss had to pretend to fire me just to calm him down. FML

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By snowbunny - 11/01/2011 02:03 - United States

Today, I got snowed in. At work. FML

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Leave me alone

By Anonymous - 01/05/2022 10:00

Today, I got a verbal warning at work for "having a resting bitch face." I had a headache. FML

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By shadowsorel - 30/08/2012 20:34 - United States - Chicago

Today, I have a cold, and was stuck sleeping in bed. My roommate decided to wake me up by sticking headphones in my ears and playing heavy metal on full volume. This is the third time this week. FML

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By shit Music - 30/06/2016 07:32 - Slovenia - Ljubljana

Today, I forgot my headphones at home. When I got to work I found out that today was also the day the band next door had decided to practice their only song for 8 hours. FML

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Make it stop

By whatzthehell - 03/06/2009 10:31 - Kuwait

Today, I woke up with a splitting headache. Then someone at work wouldn't stop whistling loudly and it was getting on my nerves. "Can the dick who is whistling please stop?" I asked. It was the general manager of my department. I'm still on probation. FML

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JMichael 25

Wednesday 29 January 2014 23:38

Just can't win can you OP??

slayertack 19

Wednesday 29 January 2014 23:38

Oh I remember being in band in elementary.. It wasn't pretty. Sorry OP.

Comments

Xotoolyxo 16

Thursday 30 January 2014 23:40

Aspirin .... Lots of it

HeyTherexxx 21

Friday 31 January 2014 2:37

They're usually terrible concerts, but hey- A+ for effort. And OP- that sounds like hell to go through.

r00nie 10

Friday 31 January 2014 15:25

Was going back home unimaginable?

bellamy10 5

Sunday 2 February 2014 5:01

noise actually doesn't affect headaches that's all in your head

bluestar_fml 12

Sunday 2 February 2014 17:24

Earplugs and Tylenol!

blackonblight 32

Monday 3 February 2014 1:46

Naproxen and caffeine, my friend. If that doesn't touch it, and you don't have codeine or something else of that strength, then I know that hell. Cluster headaches. For two years they woke me up every night at 3am with agony that lasted about an hour. I'm talking ice pick being driven through my eyeball pain. Doc finally said ( after I go to the third one) a week of steroids to break the cycle, then started me on topamax to prevent them. Skull splitting headaches can make you into a monster. Keep hydrated and caffeinated if you're someone who has a caffeine dependency, and invoke the word 'migraine' even if it isn't the most accurate. People don't respect a headache. A migraine can get people to actually be considerate.