Health: Today, I woke up with the worst cold, ever. My nose was running...

By fuckmyliiiiiiife - 01/05/2009 01:40 - United States

Today, I woke up with the worst cold, ever. My nose was running like crazy and my eyes were all puffy. So I stumbled over to the medicine cabinet and took what I thought were three tylenol cold's. Two hours later I'm still sick and I can't leave the bathroom. They were laxatives. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2010 02:35 - United States

Today, I had a cold and was vomiting. I sneezed really hard, smacking my nose onto the toilet seat. I woke up a few minutes later with my nose bleeding, painful, and still stuffy. FML

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By sofakingweetodit - 18/10/2010 12:44 - United States

Today, in preparation for a presentation at work, I decided to take a handful of vitamins to fight my cold. As I was putting the bottles away, I noticed one of them was a laxative. FML

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By CarrieBerrie - 14/08/2020 17:01

Today, after being woken up with the intense urge to go to the bathroom, and having gone to the bathroom three times in the last hour, I finally realized I took two laxatives instead of two Midol. My ass is on fire. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2012 05:09 - United States

Today, I woke 2 hours before my alarm was supposed to go off, feeling incredibly sick. I then ran downstairs and had diarrhea while I threw up. I spent Valentine's Day having diarrhea every time I coughed or sneezed. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2022 10:00 - Australia

Today, I had to take a laxative for the first time. Instead of working gently overnight like it promised, I woke up at 3 a.m. to an unrelenting river of shit that made my legs numb on the toilet. FML

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By n - 04/04/2015 18:23 - United States

Today, my boyfriend made me breakfast because I had a cold. Because my nose was so stuffed, I couldn't tell that our milk had gone bad. I had two cups. And now I'm stuck on the toilet. FML

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But… why?

By Fmylife - 06/07/2011 09:17 - United States

Today, I have a cold. Trying to clear out my stuffy nose, I tried putting mouthwash in my nose. Thinking it was an awesome idea, I put some more in. I then starting screaming in pain due to the extreme burning in my nostrils. FML

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By Zak - 23/03/2012 23:10 - United States

Today, I've been sick with both a chest cold and a sore throat. As a result, I've also been dehydrated, causing me to have a headache. Whenever I cough, I feel like my throat is being ripped apart and my head is about to explode. FML

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Pink eye, white throat

By Stephanie Kugelman - 27/04/2022 22:00

Today, I'd finally had enough of feeling awful and went to urgent care. As it turns out, the reason my throat was sore was because I have a sinus infection. The doctor explained my nose is producing pus, and that's what I'm swallowing and coughing up. Yuck. I also have pink eye on top of that. FML

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By Chard of Glass - 04/10/2016 12:45 - Canada - Marystown

Today, I woke up with a nasty cough. My mother gave me cough syrup for it. After about 30 minutes, I was dizzy, nauseous, and high as a fucking kite. Turns out the cough syrup reacts badly with my prescription medications, making me even sicker than I already was. FML

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Friday 1 May 2009 14:08

Wow, you really need to pay more attention to what you're taking next time. You can **** up your system.

freddie_fml 0

Friday 1 May 2009 14:12

Good thing you don't keep cyanide in your medicine cabinet, eh? Reading labels helps.

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lololol_fml 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 19:37

They are seriously the symptoms of Swine flu, go to your doctor immediately!

jewelzgalore 0

Monday 4 May 2009 0:54

Awwww, I'm so sorry!

killadelphia215 0

Monday 4 May 2009 6:24

why

Q_0 0

Monday 4 May 2009 6:38

Eh... YDI for not checking more carefully, but your life sucks because oh my dog, that must have sucked!!!

rocket9 0

Monday 4 May 2009 8:01

#62 thank you the ones that said YDI are idiots you act as if you wouldnt do the same no ones perfect and btw swine flu or h1h1 w/e it is you assume everyone is sick has it IDIOTS

lololol_fml 0

Monday 4 May 2009 17:19

#79, no-ones seriously thinking this person has swine flu, I'm not at least :P

waxstigmata 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 2:23

that sucks for you

anonymous_user 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 3:55

be more careful! you coud have taken something dangerous!

heyyimkell 2

Saturday 23 May 2009 5:33

That really sucks, but I have to say YDI, because... Don't you look at what you're taking before you take it?! I know you had a cold, and your eyes were swollen, but that's dangerous.

ICantDanceLOL 1

Thursday 13 August 2009 7:34

If you can't leave the bathroom, How did you manage to get a laptop in their? LOL if someone brought it to you I'd ttly LMFAO. Haha! "HEY!!! MOM!! I THINK I'M GONNA BE STUCK HERE FOR A WHILE, SO CAN YOU BRING ME MY LAPTOP? I NEED TO WRITE A FML!!"