Love: Today, my fiancé heard I was having a rotten day at work. He...

By rinakitty94 - 29/06/2015 17:30 - United States - Sunset

Today, my fiancé heard I was having a rotten day at work. He stopped by the flower shop and bought me a lovely rose which I put right next to my work station. That is until a giant wasp flew out and stung me. I still have a swollen arm hours later. FML

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By lyinginbed - 04/06/2016 19:45 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking through a field with my boyfriend and he picked me some pretty flowers. I hugged him and leant in to sniff them. In doing so, I inhaled a bee up my nose and had to force it out my swollen nostril after it had stung me. FML

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By Tampax - 30/09/2014 18:46 - Spain - Cuenca

Today, my hand was stung by a wasp. It has resulted in all my fingers being swollen and therefore much bigger than usual. I'm getting married tomorrow and there's no way I can get the ring on my finger. FML

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By torny>horny - 10/04/2011 04:42 - United States

Today, my husband tried to be romantic by throwing me in a bed laid with roses. Too bad he forgot to remove the thorns first. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2015 23:34 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was stung by a wasp. Startled, I stumbled and grabbed a nearby tree branch to regain my balance. The branch happened to be the location of the wasp's nest, which fell to the ground and split open. The wasps weren't happy. FML

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By MBean - 24/10/2013 18:04 - Anguilla - The Valley

Today, I saw a wasp on the ground, apparently injured and unable to fly. It was being mobbed by ants and looked certain to die, so I stamped on the ants to save its life. At this point it sprung up, stung me, then flew off. FML

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By flowerman - 26/12/2011 17:56 - United States

Today, I had to drive my girlfriend to the hospital because she had a severe allergic reaction to the flowers I brought her. FML

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By Husband to be....maybe - 09/06/2018 09:00

Today, I found out I was allergic to bees, the hard way, at my wedding. FML

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Bee plot

By rrr - 15/08/2011 15:55 - Canada

Today, I started my job as an assistant to a beekeeper. I forgot to put gloves on, and got stung like crazy. My hands swelled up to the size of baseball gloves. Turns out, I'm allergic to bees. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2013 17:51 - United States - State College

Today, I was going to set up my air conditioner in the window. As I opened up the window, I must have disturbed a wasp nest, because a dozen wasps flew in and several of them stung me. The rest are now somewhere in my house with my terrified girlfriend. FML

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By Sting - 26/04/2016 20:49 - United States - Manassas

Today, there was a gigantic wasp in my room. It stupidly flew upwards and got hit by the rotating fan. It then immediately decided to take it's revenge by stinging me. FML

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TypicalSenpai 14

Monday 29 June 2015 23:39

At least you have a caring husband. It's the thought that counts! ^^

JesusFreak227 15

Monday 29 June 2015 23:36

Tell that wasp to bee nice to you next time.

Comments

HUGBUG 23

Monday 29 June 2015 23:36

Lucky husband but we're did the wasp sting u?

TypicalSenpai 14

Monday 29 June 2015 23:41

Their arm....

odamaliekh 26

Monday 29 June 2015 23:42

Since OP's arm are swollen, i'm guessing the pinkie toe. Seriously dude, read the FML before commenting.

whatthefuckusername 13

Tuesday 30 June 2015 5:45

and please, go to school learn some grammar.

tac0609 13

Tuesday 30 June 2015 14:51

I second all of the above replies

HUGBUG 23

Tuesday 30 June 2015 20:40

Lol sorry I use and iPhone and I meant where stupid autocorrect put it to we're, lol

HUGBUG 23

Tuesday 30 June 2015 20:42

And I was trying to make a pun, I failed obviously

JesusFreak227 15

Monday 29 June 2015 23:36

Tell that wasp to bee nice to you next time.

AlexanderIsLife 14

Tuesday 30 June 2015 2:12

Love hurts, sorry Op

thatADHDdude 21

Tuesday 30 June 2015 6:08

Love hurts almost as much as this pun.

iAlissa 34

Monday 29 June 2015 23:37

It's the thought that counts!

dantee2005 33

Monday 29 June 2015 23:52

There is nothing wrong he did. Why would you assume he is at fault?

PePziNL 20

Tuesday 30 June 2015 1:10

Because he is secretly an evil scientist who wants to take over the world by letting everyone in the world get stung by wasps. Starting with his own wife. Mwuhahahhahah.

Pingvinai 37

Tuesday 30 June 2015 2:08

At day he's just your regular wasp professor, but at night he's DOCTOR BEEES!

Diarrhea_Volcano 29

Tuesday 30 June 2015 4:48

Why is this comment have so many negative votes? Someone else just posted the same thing and got top comment.

5secondsofvvifi 21

Tuesday 30 June 2015 7:22

I think what 3 was trying to say is something along the lines of it being unfortunate that the wasp stung her but at least he cares enough to do something like that on a bad day for her; as there was no possible way it was his fault unless he really is an evil scientist. 3 very well could be a dolt and I could be wrong but I'm hoping that's what she meant...