Health: Today, I woke up with the worst cold, ever. My nose was running...

By fuckmyliiiiiiife - 01/05/2009 01:40 - United States

Today, I woke up with the worst cold, ever. My nose was running like crazy and my eyes were all puffy. So I stumbled over to the medicine cabinet and took what I thought were three tylenol cold's. Two hours later I'm still sick and I can't leave the bathroom. They were laxatives. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2010 02:35 - United States

Today, I had a cold and was vomiting. I sneezed really hard, smacking my nose onto the toilet seat. I woke up a few minutes later with my nose bleeding, painful, and still stuffy. FML

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By sofakingweetodit - 18/10/2010 12:44 - United States

Today, in preparation for a presentation at work, I decided to take a handful of vitamins to fight my cold. As I was putting the bottles away, I noticed one of them was a laxative. FML

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By CarrieBerrie - 14/08/2020 17:01

Today, after being woken up with the intense urge to go to the bathroom, and having gone to the bathroom three times in the last hour, I finally realized I took two laxatives instead of two Midol. My ass is on fire. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2012 05:09 - United States

Today, I woke 2 hours before my alarm was supposed to go off, feeling incredibly sick. I then ran downstairs and had diarrhea while I threw up. I spent Valentine's Day having diarrhea every time I coughed or sneezed. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2022 10:00 - Australia

Today, I had to take a laxative for the first time. Instead of working gently overnight like it promised, I woke up at 3 a.m. to an unrelenting river of shit that made my legs numb on the toilet. FML

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By n - 04/04/2015 18:23 - United States

Today, my boyfriend made me breakfast because I had a cold. Because my nose was so stuffed, I couldn't tell that our milk had gone bad. I had two cups. And now I'm stuck on the toilet. FML

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But… why?

By Fmylife - 06/07/2011 09:17 - United States

Today, I have a cold. Trying to clear out my stuffy nose, I tried putting mouthwash in my nose. Thinking it was an awesome idea, I put some more in. I then starting screaming in pain due to the extreme burning in my nostrils. FML

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By Zak - 23/03/2012 23:10 - United States

Today, I've been sick with both a chest cold and a sore throat. As a result, I've also been dehydrated, causing me to have a headache. Whenever I cough, I feel like my throat is being ripped apart and my head is about to explode. FML

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Pink eye, white throat

By Stephanie Kugelman - 27/04/2022 22:00

Today, I'd finally had enough of feeling awful and went to urgent care. As it turns out, the reason my throat was sore was because I have a sinus infection. The doctor explained my nose is producing pus, and that's what I'm swallowing and coughing up. Yuck. I also have pink eye on top of that. FML

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By Chard of Glass - 04/10/2016 12:45 - Canada - Marystown

Today, I woke up with a nasty cough. My mother gave me cough syrup for it. After about 30 minutes, I was dizzy, nauseous, and high as a fucking kite. Turns out the cough syrup reacts badly with my prescription medications, making me even sicker than I already was. FML

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Friday 1 May 2009 14:08

Wow, you really need to pay more attention to what you're taking next time. You can **** up your system.

freddie_fml 0

Friday 1 May 2009 14:12

Good thing you don't keep cyanide in your medicine cabinet, eh? Reading labels helps.

Comments

darkmis1 17

Friday 1 May 2009 19:42

u have to go to the doctors-the swine flu symptoms r the same as the normal flu symptoms and u can only find out if it's swine flu by a blood test-a doctor can't advise u to draw and test ur own blood. OP: u need to go to the doctors-call in first so if they're really worried, they can make sure no1 else there gets it. But seriously-read the label before u take w/e it is.

dearjennyanyway 0

Friday 1 May 2009 19:54

Ah ****, swine, bird, and human flu all in one? We're all going to turn into Zombies. >.

Tehalon 0

Friday 1 May 2009 20:32

Don't listen to those people who say 'goto the docter, you might have swine flu'! Goto crowded area's and spread this fcker! We need a plague 2.0 to drop the numbers :D

joho104 0

Friday 1 May 2009 20:36

first off its not swine flu, way to add to the hype jesus. but anyway not your fault if yore eeys were sowllen and you wouldnt really see than you must of just grapped the obbtle where the tylenol was last time. dont pretend like all o you asre so all high and might you owuld o odne the same thing