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By dasteve - 29/11/2011 05:45 - United States

Today, I won $20 on a scratch ticket my grandma bought me. She wants it back. FML
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mikepattonfan 0

That's when you need to scratch the 'void if removed' part and give it back to her

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Meme1988 18

Lol! Tell her "love you grandma" annnnnnd run :)

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Carbonation 0

I ain't sayin' she's a gold digger...

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enopola 5

Sounds like another poor person commenting.

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cannibal_kitty 4

Tell her she can have it if she does the truffle shuffle.

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MaaaanWTF 1

Just because she is a grandma doesn't mean she is super old. Lots of grandmas these days are middle aged women.

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Jimboom 11

Unless she gave it to you as a birthday present or something then give it back to her and say "It's ok Grandma, I'll get it back in inheritance soon enough."

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Airick_TheGreat 2

You should take the card and run.... If your broke

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rexgar2000 10

not to be rude but why did you corrected broke if it was spelled right?

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star111 6

He didn't, he added the period at the end of the sentence. Hence "grammar Nazi".

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alexh15 13

Tell her: "I will save it for your funeral Gran". "Love you!".

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FollowMe 2

Just pretend you didn't hear it. Later if you ever talk, make it a messed up subject. She will forget. Or you know, tell her you spent it already, or gave it to a friend for his/her birthday. Or give it back. xD,.. What to do... What to do?

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saIty 17

"IM GETTING PAPER!" Grandma, stop playing with the printer!

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MrMassive 0

It depends on how much you won. If you win more than $1,000 then take the ticket and run!!

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MaaaanWTF 1

The post says the prize is $20. Use that massive brain of yours Mr. Massive :P

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EvilTwerp 12

At least it was $20 and not a million. That would be even more life screwing.

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